Episodes

  • S3 - E5 - Summer Barbecue: The Jack and Henry Helpline
    Jul 7 2024

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    Ever wondered what makes the ultimate summer barbecue? Picture this: We're live from Jill's garden, dishing out top-notch barbecue tips just for you! We've got a hilarious debate on the quintessential coronation chicken—yes, Celia still owes us that promised invite. Hear about our quirky obsession with viral trends, like rolling bottles on TikTok, and our lighthearted proposal for a Lambrini experiment to test our guests' drink desperation levels!

    Next, brace yourself for the zaniest chapter: Pranksgiving! This festive gathering of ours is legendary, featuring none other than a life-size cutout of Ainsley Harriot. And what if we could toss Louis Theroux, Piers Morgan, Jeremy Clarkson, and Greta Thunberg into a barbecue mix? Imagine the fireworks! You'll love our imaginative chatter about how these personalities might clash or connect over the grill. It's all about the joy of unexpected camaraderie and the laughs that follow.

    And just when you think it can't get better, we recount the quintessential barbecue moments—from salads and nibbles to BBQ mishaps. Ever planned the perfect barbecue only for it to be hilariously ruined by rain? You'll relate to our soaked adventure in Jill's garden, salvaging the evening under a tiny umbrella. Nostalgia takes us back to choral courses at Wellington College and a London to Brighton trip, where the smell of grilling food wafted through the air. Join us for an episode that's equal parts humor, nostalgia, and the pure joy of shared experiences.

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    26 mins
  • S3 - E4 - Jack’s Drive Update: I Like to Ride My Bicycle
    Jun 30 2024

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    What happens when you set an ambitious goal to raise £30,000 before turning 30? Join us for a heartwarming and hilarious episode as we share our unforgettable journey, filled with freezing sea dips, epic long-distance cycles, and the unwavering support of our fantastic community. Discover how the incredible efforts of friends like Tom, who lent us a training bike, and supporters such as Keith Isaacs and the MCA made all the difference. From the logistical nightmares of starting the London to Brighton cycle to the emotional highs and lows of conquering Ditchling Beacon, this episode has it all.

    Get ready for a mix of laughter and inspiration as we recount Jack's battle against torrential rain, treacherous English potholes, and those deliciously supportive cake sellers along the way. Hear about the spontaneous pub stops and the camaraderie that kept spirits high despite the gruelling challenges. Plus, you'll get a glimpse into Henry's plans for a New York vacation, complete with amusing reflections on sleeping habits and a nostalgic craving for Mr. Whoopi ice cream. This episode is a celebration of community, perseverance, and the many humorous moments that make up our adventurous fundraising journey. Don't miss out on this entertaining ride!

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    29 mins
  • S3 - E3 - Movie Night: The Jack and Henry Helpline
    Jun 23 2024

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    What's the strangest thing you've ever had to eat because of a diet? On today’s episode, Henry shares his bizarre onion-heavy diet prescribed by his Italian personal trainer, Alessandro. We also get into the world of kombucha, tasting various flavours and giving our unfiltered reactions. Plus, we're launching a new mini-series, "Jack and Henry Helpline," where you can leave us messages seeking advice, so stay tuned!

    Ever had a grocery trip turn into a full-blown fiasco? Henry recounts his surreal experience with a Tesco click and collect order verification gone wrong, making us laugh and sigh in disbelief.

    Henry also gears up for his upcoming trip to New York, and we all dream about seeing Adele in Vegas. Between sips of kombucha and water, we also dive into the absurdities of trash TV, particularly the outlandish demands of the elite on "Below Deck." It's a mix of humour, relatable moments, and our shared love for pop culture.

    As we gear up for the next Maldon Mud Race, we reminisce about our hilarious time at the Toby Carvery and the race itself, celebrating Jack's awesome finish and sharing behind-the-scenes shenanigans. We've got big plans for next year's race, including some wild costume ideas like dressing as Nicole Scherzinger as Norma Desmond. Wrapping up the episode, we hash out plans for a potential Broadway trip to see Nicole Scherzinger live, which leads to some laugh-out-loud banter and a shocking revelation—one of us has never seen "Breaking Bad"!

    Join us for a laughter-filled episode you won't want to miss.

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    44 mins
  • S3 - E2 - The Knee Club (feat. Mark Brewer)
    Jun 17 2024

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    Ever wondered how a simple misunderstanding could lead to a minute's silence for someone still very much alive? This episode hosted by Jack and Henry brings you a roller coaster of emotions as Mark Brewer hilariously recounts his recent health issues and the comedic chaos that followed. From a poignant surgical experience under the whimsical care of Mr. Knackler, who played Mark's own singing in the operating room, to the touching moments of his recovery journey, you'll find yourself laughing through the tears. Mark's story is a testament to finding joy and humour even in the most unexpected places, offering a heartwarming look at resilience and the power of a good laugh.

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    43 mins
  • S3 - E1 - Stay Out of My Shoebox (feat. James R Hearn & Roxy Yarnold)
    Jun 10 2024

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    Could you survive the Maldon Mud Race with only your wits and a pair of gold shorts? Join us as we recount Jack's third challenge in "Jack's Drive to Save Lives" and his hilarious escapades through mud, mussels, and more. With Henry and Mark by his side, this episode is filled with unexpected tasks, laughter, and camaraderie. Special guest James R. Hearn joins us in the studio, bringing not just humour but also pizzas topped with the most unusual combinations, sparking a lively debate you won't want to miss.

    Ever wondered what happens when a theatre company gets their hands on a chocolate orange spread? We venture into a whimsical mystery involving a playful incident that has everyone pointing fingers. With accusations flying, we speculate on potential culprits like Katie Green, making for an engaging and amusing discussion. The episode also features a heartfelt chat with a returning entertainer who shares delightful stories about the joy of performing and the evolution of the show "Simply the Best." Expect humorous critiques of notable performers and behind-the-scenes antics that keep the laughter rolling.

    Rounding out the episode, we sit down with Roxy Yarnold to discuss her new role and the creation of "Simply the Best." From quirky personal anecdotes to the collaborative efforts behind the scenes, this conversation is both insightful and entertaining. We also touch on the drama of missing costumes and superstitions surrounding a Morris dancing hat, giving you an insider's look at the evolution of our productions. As we prepare for future shows and embrace the excitement of change, you'll hear about the challenges and triumphs of refreshing a long-running production while keeping the magic alive.

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    56 mins
  • S3 - B1 - The Prequel
    Jun 3 2024

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    What if you could turn a long hiatus into a blast of laughter, nostalgia, and heartfelt moments? Join us as we kick off Season 3 of our podcast with an outdoor recording from the sunny South Terrace in Hopton On Sea, reflecting on our time away since March. We share quirky stories featuring Paul Hollywood, revisit nostalgic tales from the Ocean Rooms, and celebrate the success of recent London concerts. Amidst the chuckles and memories, we also dive into the amusing mishaps of our first concert night and my ever-persistent voice issues. Despite it all, we're bursting with excitement for the new season!

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    38 mins
  • S2 - E11 - The Christmas Special (feat. Santa Claus)
    Dec 18 2023

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    Jack, Henry and Santa 🎅 say no more…

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    53 mins
  • S2 - E10 - Catching Up
    Dec 11 2023

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    The boys are back in town (well village)

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    31 mins