The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast: Episode #159 (or #74 if you're *that* person) Welcome to another laugh-riot edition of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, where Matt, Fred, and Allan prove, once again, that expertise is overrated. This week, Fred’s stomach takes center stage, thanks to some regrettable Chinese takeout. Pro tip: if the fortune cookie feels damp, *don’t eat it*. With Fred down but definitely not out, the guys tackle the deep questions, like why AI keeps spitting out images of Jesus. Are we witnessing a tech miracle or just people with way too much time on their hands? Either way, we’re here to roast it. And speaking of ancient wisdom, Fred serves up some killer international proverbs, including gems like, “A monkey in silk is still a monkey” (shoutout to Haiti) and a Japanese classic about husbands that will have you questioning your life choices—or at least your spouse’s wardrobe. The absurdity doesn’t stop there. The team dives into the tragic comedy of modern baby names. (Seriously, what even *is* a “Braxxlynn”? Does it come with free Wi-Fi?) Matt, Fred, and Allan do their best to spell and pronounce the wildest names they’ve come across, with predictably chaotic results. Fred also opens the door to his meme-filled brain and his oddly satisfying obsession with YouTube science experiments. If you’ve ever wondered how long it takes to melt a crayon with a hairdryer, Fred’s got you covered. And just when you think the nonsense is over, the crew closes things out with a deep dive—pun intended—on bidets. Yes, bidets. Should you try one? Are they life-changing? Does Fred use one *too much*? You’ll have to tune in to find out. Oh, and we’ve got a **special sponsor message** from Jergens’ new pumpkin spice lotion. Because nothing says seasonal like smelling like a latte. So, buckle up for Episode #159: where stomachaches, science, and silky monkeys collide. It’s the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast—chaos guaranteed!