No coastal elite talk in this one. Just talking about how I got fucked over on the Juul class action lawsuit by not finding out about it in time + defending McDonald’s quarter pounders honor after an unsavory New York Times headline. Did you see they made coca cola that taste like an oreo. And vice versa as well. This ones for the consumers.

Come see me in Batavia, IL at the Comedy Vault 11/1-11/3 so I can make the money I lost by not signing up for the Juul class action lawsuit. This was an astronomical bag fumble

https://www.comedyvaultbatavia.com/events/101089

Hop on the Patreon for DiddyWatch and the livestream daytime show replay with Adam Friedland, Andy Haynes, and Asad Benbow

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Digging thru the most insane Diddy being Diddy moments on YouTube and unpacking them at length. We had to do a lot of homework at Diddy School for this. Clips the mainstream media has neglected. A BJS exclusive event. At the very least, we can promise this is better than the TMZ Tubi doc..

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Casey Rocket joins us in the White BET studio to talk tuss and shoplifting babybel cheese

Come see Brandon at The Comedy Vault in Batavia, IL. November 1-3, 5 shows. Sweet spot between Halloween and Election Day. https://www.comedyvaultbatavia.com/events/101089

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The Brandon Jamel Show Presents

David Weaver Presents

Side Chick Catching Main Chick Feelings by BM Hardin

The Unauthorized Audiobook

The first of a very rare out of print novel trilogy. A nearly impossible to find book. Brandon owns one of the only known copies. In the interest of sharing literary history, The Brandon Jamel Show now presents an unauthorized audiobook reading. Chapters 1-2 on the house. To complete the audiobook series, join us on Patreon.

2x platinum music producer/DJ Baauer joins Brandon to talk about RFK Jr and Amber Rose’s very strange brainrot reel use of “Harlem Shake,” the analogous journeys of “Harlem Shake” and “the sheriff of suckin u off,” the general uncontrollable nature of the internet, a long story about meeting Pharrell, Sabrina Carpenter’s new album, and how to get a music guru position where people just trust you to vibe and you become very rich despite not knowing how to play music. Jamel will be back next episode but for now, enjoy The Baauer Wardell Show.

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Reporting live from New York City on September 11th. Unpacking last night's debate and tonight's VMAs. If you don't like it, go vote. The presidential ballot box. The VMA ballot box. They're getting stuffed. Logging back on getting the Twitter fingers active again on X. Awakening the zeitgeist beast. Locking tf in. Also a crazy thing happened to me at Dunkin this morning as well. Perf episode........

Going to finish the Side Chick Catching Main Chick Feelings audiobook soon as I'm back in LA. We only have one copy and it is out of print.

Our friend comedian Mandal joins us to discuss Unc Summer, the 48 laws of power, doing the worm, and visiting Abraham Lincoln’s tomb.

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