Episodes

  • It's a Secret 4 Everyone

    It's a Secret 4 Everyone
    Jul 15 2025
    Huzzah! My idiotic naming conventions have finally born fruit! Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠Check out: ⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠.You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠ BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠ to get on board! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    56 mins
  • The Mysterious Stranger

    The Mysterious Stranger
    Jul 1 2025
    The confusing con of Canada. Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠ Check out: ⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠​​⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠ The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠ to get on board! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Caraboo Who?

    Caraboo Who?
    Jun 17 2025
    A mysterious princess appears! Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠Check out: ⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠Patreon here⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠​​⁠ ⁠BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠The Constant is part of the ⁠Airwave Media⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠ to get on board! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    45 mins
  • The Need for Speed (w/ Nicky Woolf)

    The Need for Speed (w/ Nicky Woolf)
    Jun 3 2025
    Nicky Woolf can be my wing man anytime. Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.comCheck out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!​​BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast network.​​​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email sales@advertisecast.com to get on board! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    53 mins
  • Tell Me Something I Don't Know (Episode 200!)

    Tell Me Something I Don't Know (Episode 200!)
    May 20 2025
    Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringWant a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!​​BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast network.​​​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email sales@advertisecast.com to get on board! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • A Pirate's Life for Me

    A Pirate's Life for Me
    May 6 2025
    Clew up! Man the top sails! Other generic sailing jargon! There's a pirate utopia off the starboard bow! Go to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringWant a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!​​BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast network.​​​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email sales@advertisecast.com to get on board! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    54 mins
  • Madagascar (Redux)

    Madagascar (Redux)
    Apr 22 2025
    The story of an island, and the worst thing that never happened on it. Go to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch. Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiring Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here! Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!​​ BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast network.​​ ​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email sales@advertisecast.com to get on board! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    44 mins
  • Holy Ship, Part 3

    Holy Ship, Part 3
    Apr 8 2025
    Has anyone found the ark? Noah way. (sorry) Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com Go to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch. Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiring Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here! Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!​​ BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast network.​​ ​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email sales@advertisecast.com to get on board! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 19 mins