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The Cosmic Eye Roll: Because some days the only chakra open is sarcasm

The Cosmic Eye Roll: Because some days the only chakra open is sarcasm

By: Moon and Mystic
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 For the misdiagnosed, the mystic, the misunderstood, and the moms just trying to make it through Monday. The Cosmic Eye Roll is a podcast for the beautifully burned out, spiritually sassy, and chronically invalidated. Hosted by two neurodivergent mothers raising neurodivergent kids, we explore the messy intersections of mental health, medical gaslighting, spirituality, divination, creative expression, and the absurdity of everyday life. Whether we’re venting, validating, or vibing out, we bring you raw conversations, witchy wisdom, hilarious meltdowns, and the occasional deep sigh that says it all. We’re not here to fix you — we’re here to remind you that you were never broken. So, if you’ve ever rolled your eyes while asking the universe for a sign… You’re in the right place.Copyright 2025 All rights reserved. Art Hygiene & Healthy Living Literary History & Criticism Psychology Psychology & Mental Health Spirituality
Episodes
  • Protecting Your Energy: The Fundamentals of Spiritual Safety

    Protecting Your Energy: The Fundamentals of Spiritual Safety
    Jun 7 2025

    Step into the sacred sass zone where we break down what you think you know about witchy basics — and what actually matters when it comes to spiritual protection and practice. From energetic shields and veil-thinning to the non-negotiables of doing your own damn research, we’re pulling back the curtain (and maybe burning a little incense while we do). Whether you’re new to this or just need a cosmic recalibration, Moon and Mystic are here to lovingly roast the TikTok trends and remind you: intuition is powerful, but knowledge is protection.

    If you have your own story or experience you want to tell, email us at thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com or click the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpJ1lU5qCinFWZzN7r4qw8jDfZfcUMoe-kqyWl2xHxoLaC7A/viewform?usp=header
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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • The Sacred, The Scary, and The Stepkids

    The Sacred, The Scary, and The Stepkids
    Jun 7 2025

    In this cosmic vent session, we’re letting it all out — the chaos, the complexities, and the unexpected heartaches of parenting. From navigating the unspoken rules of step-parenting to the everyday overwhelm of raising small humans (or big ones), we're peeling back the curtain on the moments that make you question your sanity and your strength. This one’s for every parent, bonus parent, caregiver, and soul who's ever felt like they're flying blind through a storm of expectations. It's raw, it's real, and it's served with a cosmic eye roll and a little love from the void.

    If you have a story to tell or want to share your experiences, email us at thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com or click the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpJ1lU5qCinFWZzN7r4qw8jDfZfcUMoe-kqyWl2xHxoLaC7A/viewform?usp=header
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Neurospicy and Proud: No Filter, No Apologies

    Neurospicy and Proud: No Filter, No Apologies
    May 19 2025

    In this episode, we’re diving into the vibrant world of neurodiversity, exploring the many flavors of neurospicy diagnoses — from ADHD and autism to sensory processing differences and beyond. We share our personal experiences, debunk myths, and embrace the quirks that make us who we are. Whether you’re proudly neurospicy yourself or want to learn more, this episode is a candid, compassionate, and sometimes comical journey through the spectrum of neurodivergence.

    If you have a story to share or want to tell us your different diagnoses, please click the link below or email us at thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpJ1lU5qCinFWZzN7r4qw8jDfZfcUMoe-kqyWl2xHxoLaC7A/viewform?usp=header
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    1 hr and 23 mins
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