• The Cosmic Eye Roll: Because some days the only chakra open is sarcasm

  • By: Moon and Mystic
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The Cosmic Eye Roll: Because some days the only chakra open is sarcasm

By: Moon and Mystic
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  • For the misdiagnosed, the mystic, the misunderstood, and the moms just trying to make it through Monday. The Cosmic Eye Roll is a podcast for the beautifully burned out, spiritually sassy, and chronically invalidated. Hosted by two neurodivergent mothers raising neurodivergent kids, we explore the messy intersections of mental health, medical gaslighting, spirituality, divination, creative expression, and the absurdity of everyday life. Whether we’re venting, validating, or vibing out, we bring you raw conversations, witchy wisdom, hilarious meltdowns, and the occasional deep sigh that says it all. We’re not here to fix you — we’re here to remind you that you were never broken. So, if you’ve ever rolled your eyes while asking the universe for a sign… You’re in the right place.
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Episodes
  • Sacred Sass: Spirituality Without the Sugarcoat

    Sacred Sass: Spirituality Without the Sugarcoat
    May 3 2025

    We cracked open our spiritual closets and found sage, salt, and a few skeletons. From Witchy 101 to “Wait, was that a sign?”, we talk about our spiritual upbringings, how we unlearned the cringe, and what cosmic chaos looks like now.

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • Bless This Messy Mind: Mental Health, Raw & Real

    Bless This Messy Mind: Mental Health, Raw & Real
    May 2 2025

    Mental Health is not a joke that people take lightly. Here at the Cosmic Eye Roll, we touch certain topics before deep diving into a whole series surrounding it.

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Welcome to our introduction!

    Welcome to our introduction!
    Apr 23 2025

    Welcome to The Cosmic Eye Roll — where neurodivergent moms Moon and Mystic get real about the chaos, clarity, and cosmic nonsense of everyday life. In this intro episode, we’re laying it all out: who we are, why this podcast exists, and what you can expect from the journey ahead. If you’ve ever been gaslit, misunderstood, or spiritually side-eyed… you’re in the right place. Come laugh, cry, and validate the hell out of yourself with us.
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    42 mins
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