• November 9, 2024. The Guru has places for disgruntled Americans to move to now!
    Nov 9 2024

    Crystal exercises its option to build a third new ship!

    Belize could be the new home for unhappy Americans!

    The Holy Hemmoroids say they shot down a US drone!

    Execs at Cruise World talk about the advantages of small ships!

    Rogue Wave delays Explorer of the Sea's arrival in Miami!

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    37 mins
  • November 8, 2024. American Airlines removes power to toss passengers from flight crew!
    Nov 8 2024

    Marriott Boss blames lackluster results on the Presidential election!

    Boeing machinists end the strike but remain unhappy!

    LaGuardia Airport Spirit terminal has a raccoon drop from the ceiling!

    Royal Caribbean's Explorer of the Seas hit by unexpected hurricane-force winds!

    American Airlines issues a new policy limiting the power of flight attendants and gate agents!

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    35 mins
  • November 7, 2024. Bar Harbor residents say no to easy money! Ducky Duck is not the Carnival mascot!
    Nov 7 2024

    The USS United States will finally leave the Port of Philadelphia to be sunk in Florida!

    Carnival Cruise Line clarifies the role of their character, Ducky the Duck!

    Oceania Cruises announces a "Cruise with Samantha Brown" next year on Allurra!

    Bar Harbor residents vote to restrict cruise ship visits! Who cares?

    The inaugural Meeting for the Sustainability of Cruise Activity in Lisbon occurs in Lisbon. Yawn!!

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    39 mins
  • November 5, 204. Carnival's new mascot is a duck? The Guru is not happy!
    Nov 5 2024

    National Enquirer's hit piece of cruises is typical of that rag!

    USA today's piece of cruise ship CDC inspections is fair and somewhat accrurate!

    The Houthis continue to annoy the cruise and shipping industry!

    Carnival's new mascot is called Ducky the Duck! Why not name him/her The Drake?

    The Guru is off tomorrow to reflect on the todays' election alone!

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    40 mins
  • November 4, 2024. Why do tattoos on cruise ship staff bother people?
    Nov 4 2024

    Bar Harbor residents will decide the fate of cruise ship visits tomorrow!

    Carnival Cruise Lines does allow non-offensive tattoos to be visible on the staff!

    Holland America has its nutcrackers ready for the holidays!

    Even the bumble bees get special treatment on Carnival Cruise Line!

    The Guru likes the website airmail.com!

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    40 mins
  • November 2, 2024. German Navy is afraid to sail through Houthi attacked waters? NCL Holdings reports record third quarter results!
    Nov 2 2024

    SPECIAL SATURDAY PODCAST!!

    Lim Kok Thay, who bankrupted Crytal Cruises, celebrates his new cruise line sailing from Dubai!

    Delta tells flight crew that passengers can take their pictures, whether they want them to or not!

    Overpriced Virgin Atlantic offers more seats to customers using points!

    NCL CEO Harry Sommer is happy with 3rd quarter results from his three lines!

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    37 mins
  • November 1, 2024. NCL's private island will be able to dock two big ships in 2025!
    Nov 1 2024

    Raw milk in Connecticut was found to be contaminated with Campylobacter! Huh?

    Social media is filled with questions about the future of Oceania's small ships!

    Princess Cruises Rudi Sodamin is making his mark in the cruise business!

    NCL's Harvest Cay private island is expanding to handle thousands per day!

    Don't forget there will be a Saturday podcast tomorrow. Working overtime!!

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    39 mins
  • October 31, 2024. State department says visa wait times are improving! Seward is getting 47 million tax dollars for shore power!
    Oct 31 2024

    Montreal officials are thrilled with cruise tourism numbers this year!

    Icon of the Seas will plug into short power next month in Miami!

    Carnival guests are worried that they might need a passport to cruise. Guru says it is time to grow up and get one!

    The US State Department has announced reduced wait times for passports and visas!

    The Port of Seward will receive a 47 million dollar grant for shore power!

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    40 mins