• July 21, 2025 The Best Bars in the World! Let's go visit!!
    Jul 21 2025

    Oceania is now offering $175.00 wine pairing lunch!

    Carnival Celebration Key is now open, and the Guru is done talking about it!

    The Celebrity Beyond can't get past the pier, so the cruise is cancelled!

    The Economist says that Europe is feeble when it comes to dealing with the Houthis!

    Norse Atlantic and cheap, but the economy seats can feel claustrophobic!

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    35 mins
  • July 19, 2025 The UN climate control convention will be in the Amazon Rain Forest?
    Jul 19 2025

    The TSA is studying reducing the scrutiny of liquids at check-in.

    How much is the UN spending on a virtue signaling climate convention?

    Now you see the laundry room on HAL for $179.00 per person!

    In an effort to control cruise tourism, Barcelona will build a new terminal that can accommodate up to 7,000 guests!

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    33 mins
  • Explora Journeys will be in Monaco for the F1 race again in 2026!
    Jul 18 2025

    Five ships in the Great Lakes watched the CBP remove crew members from the ship!

    The Chinese government wants you to ride the escalator, not walk on it.

    Celebration Key, which cost Carnival $500 million, opens tomorrow!

    136 guests on the Navigator of the Seas woke up with Norovirus!

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    35 mins
  • July 17, 2025 Delta pays 8.1 million in fines for pandemic accounting errors!
    Jul 17 2025

    The new Star Princess will offer "new" dynamic production shows!

    The Delta Whistleblower received an $825,000 reward! Who can the Guru rat out?

    A fire in the Island Princess kitchen messes up breakfast!

    Decorative pillows are the source of the most germs in a hotel room!

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    34 mins
  • July 16, 2025 How come noone cares that the Chinese goverment owns the Waldorf Astoria!
    Jul 16 2025

    Explora Journeys is putting it together!

    Southwest announces it will fly to St. Thomas! They just don't know when or when they will get approval!

    The gas bags at the U.N. pass another useless resolution that won't help stop the Houthis!

    Costa unloads another old ship to Margaritaville at Sea!

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    35 mins
  • July 15, 2025 Does anyone want to sail on a Titanic replica? The Guru doesn't!
    Jul 15 2025

    MSC will have five megaships sailing the Caribbean in the winter of 2027. Tough selling there!

    United/Jet Blue partnership upsets Senator Blumenthal of Connecticut! Who cares?

    The State Department spokesperson's interview about being prepared to travel was a good one!

    The EU might not be able to dictate to airlines what to do.

    French judge tells the Mayor of Nice he was out of line!

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    32 mins
  • JUly 14, 2025 The German cruise ship Artania had 197 Norovirus cases! Wash your hands please!
    Jul 14 2025

    Norwegian Star loses power in the Hudson and needs tugs to return to port.

    Uniword is selling an all-women, pajama-wearing, empowering cruise!

    Hurtigruten is telling guests to embrace their seaweed!

    A taxi driver in Greece overcharges an unsuspecting guest from a cruise ship! There's a shock!!

    Two passengers on a TUI flight get into a brawl that forces the plane to overnight in Maine!

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    34 mins
  • July 12, 2025 Is the new Hertz AI scanner actually a scammer?
    Jul 12 2025

    Royal Caribbean's new build changes dry docks in Spain due to labor issues.

    Customers at Hertz are unhappy with their new dent finder technology.

    The Guru thinks that the new unbundling at Delta is another way to nickel and dime the flyer!

    Royal Caribbean is asking people not to leave their ducks in Central Park!

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    35 mins