Season 3, Episode 1: "D.O.G.E. Unleashes Season 3: $1.4 Billion Back and a $4 Million Eco-Flop Bites the Dust"

Buckle up, patriots—The Daily DOGE Report is back with a vengeance for Season 3, Episode 1, and hosts Caleb and Grace are howling with glee! The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) just clawed back $1.4 billion in unused COVID cash, with $2.9 billion more in their sights—proof the swamp’s got more loose change than a hipster’s coffee fund. But that’s just the warm-up: they’re sniffing around Congress’s suspiciously fat wallets, while Elon Musk’s final DOGE hurrah aims for a trillion-dollar deficit knockout by May. Meanwhile, the $4 million EPA museum—visited less than your aunt’s fruitcake stand—gets the axe, alongside USAID’s bloated bureaucracy. From non-citizen Social Security bombshells to a wild waste-spotting game at doge-tracker.com/wtf, this episode’s a red-white-and-blue rollercoaster of fiscal fury and LOLs. Tune in and join the fight—your tax dollars deserve it!

Season 2, Episode 26: "DOGE Digs Deep: Unmasking Swamp Secrets with a Patriot’s Swagger"

Hold onto your liberty-loving hats, patriots, because Caleb and Grace are back with The Daily DOGE Report, Season 2, Episode 26—and it’s a swamp-stomping doozy! The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is slashing waste faster than a hound chasing a ham sandwich, axing 121 contracts in three days for a cool $156 million in savings—like that $1.6 million DEI nonsense and a $143K DOT deal that’s now roadkill. But the plot thickens: whispers of a $1.2 billion Obama-era USAID scheme to fund Cuban “Rent-A-Riots” via a Twitter knockoff called Zunzunio (hummingbird, anyone?) have jaws dropping. Add in allegations of Gallup’s polls being government propaganda and Signal app’s shady backdoors, and it’s a deep-state dumpster fire! With Elon Musk bowing out by May 2025, a trillion-dollar deficit cut in sight, and a hip-hop “Ode to DOGE” rap lifting spirits, this episode’s got more twists than a taxpayer’s wallet. Tune in for truth, laughs, and a call to keep the government’s paws off your cash!

Season 2, Episode 25: "DOGE vs. The Waste Wasteland: Elon’s $4 Billion-a-Day Dumpster Dive"

Buckle up, patriots, for a rollicking ride with Caleb and Grace on The Daily DOGE Report, Season 2, Episode 25! This time, your favorite conservative comedy duo wades into the swampy mess of government waste with Elon Musk and his Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) leading the charge. They’re sniffing out $4 billion in daily savings—enough to build a gold-plated wall or fund your grandma’s Social Security with extra gravy. From axing a shady $2 billion Stacey Abrams-linked EPA grant to slashing USAIDA staff and grilling NPR’s taxpayer handouts, DOGE’s on a mission to make Uncle Sam leaner than a greyhound on a diet. But watch out—legal battles, death threats, and arson at Tesla plants prove the swamp bites back! Tune in for laughs, gasps, and a toe-tapping teaser about the “Ode to DOGE” song dropping tomorrow. It’s fiscal responsibility with a side of funny—don’t miss it!