Episodes

  • 333: Happy Birthday Diane Franklin!

    333: Happy Birthday Diane Franklin!
    Feb 11 2025
    The original Manic Pixie Dream Girl and 1980's teen dream Diane Franklin had a birthday today and to celebrate we are replaying her show in 2020

    Diane talked about how much fun it is to see her fans at 80s festivals, though the children she teaches acting too these days get first priority. She talked about the enduring appeal of Better off Dead, Last American Virgin and Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and gives her reaction on not being able to reprise her role as the princess in Bill and Ted 3. She delves into the horror films she has been in such as TerrorVision and what it was like to play 2 different roles in 2 versions of the same story in Amityville Horror 2 and the recently released Amityville Murders and acting with Burt Young in both. You will have a crush on Diane all over again after this show

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • 332: Super Bowl Special from 2023 with Bangs the Clown and Kristy Belich

    332: Super Bowl Special from 2023 with Bangs the Clown and Kristy Belich
    Feb 9 2025
    While you were watching the Super Bowl, Mark was in studio introducing Nicole and the Dark Minions to 2 glittery new friends he made in 2023:
    Bangs the Clown and comedian/astrologer Kristy Belich

    Bangs talked about her path to being the Bettie Page of clowns, as she was a 2nd generation clown whose mother dressed her up to march around her in parades, leading her to enroll in clown school where she learned to trust her instincts which have led to her being one of the sexiest clowns on the burlesque circuit. She talks about the hazards of eating glass and spitting fire as well as not impressing the jaded tourists at Morongo Casino even though she was walking barefoot on broken glass (!)

    Kristy grew up in Washington DC, where she took care of horses by some of the most powerful people in the world and she got dismayed by the process of legislating as well as working on scientific research for animals and humans. She got into comedy as a way to cope with her PTSD from what she saw and started astrology as a result of an unusual reading of her vagina. She also relates the awful (and wet) consequences that can occur when you touch an audience member in West Virginia.

    Kristy also brought her Tarot Cards and gave readings to Bangs and Nicole who appear to have bright and prosperous futures ahead of them.

    Bangs photo by Celia Sanchez.
    You can follow Bangs on Instagram @bangstheclown
    You can follow Kristy on Instagram @followyourglitter

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • 331: Jamie Gendron and Jil Love from 2019

    331: Jamie Gendron and Jil Love from 2019
    Feb 3 2025
    ARTivist Jil Love and comedian Jamie Gendron joined Mark and Hannah on The Dark Mark Show.

    Jil followed up her protest where she put a gold toilet on Donald Trump’s star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame by actually building a wall adjacent to the star. With the help of prosthetics master Cleve Hall her naked body was made up to look like it was made of concrete so that she could look like she is bursting from the wall. She also left art supplies, tomatoes and eggs and let the tourists in Hollywood do what they wanted and wait until you hear what they did.

    Jamie spilled the tea on some men she was with, both in the Hollywood scene and in New Orleans. She finally settles the long awaited question: who is bigger in the pants Eddie Murphy or River Phoenix. She also spills the tea on everyone from Robert D’Zar of Maniac Cop fame and Larry Linville aka Frank Burns from MASH. She also has a lot of things to say about Donald Trump, Kevin Hart, Ellen Degeneres and Louis CK.

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • 330: Human Drama singer Johnny Indovina and Sin Twisted from 2018

    330: Human Drama singer Johnny Indovina and Sin Twisted from 2018
    Jan 27 2025
    Johnny Indovina and Sin Twisted joined Mark and Hannah for some fun and spirited conversation. Johnny talked about getting inspiration from hearing his mother sing at church as a boy, his club days sharing the stage at The Scream with Jane’s Addiction and Guns N Roses, his songwriting inspirations, breaking up and reforming his band Human Drama and his huge following in Mexico.

    Sin talked about her name change from Fisted to Twisted, going to Cambodia where her new split tongue came in handy, how music inspires her unique dance moves, including The Eagles (!), her cosplay adventures at various cons and she demonstrated the correct way to snap a bullwhip.

    Everyone also talked about the weirdest thing that has happened to them while onstage…it gets weird

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • 329: RIP David Lynch

    329: RIP David Lynch
    Jan 17 2025
    David Lynch passed away yesterday. He was such a great artist and artistic inspiriation. As a tribute we are replaying the show where Dark Mark and L.Faunt discuss his entire filmography with an emphasis on Mark's favorite Lynch Film Lost Highway

    Dark Mark discusses one of his favorite movies Lost Highway with multi-media artist/psychic/dancer/comedian/actor/model/cinematographer L. Faunt

    Mark and L went down the non-linear rabbit hole that is Lynch's notorious 1997 film to talk about:

    The entire Lynch filmography and the irony that his next feature after this was a G rated family film for DIsney

    The awesome but now outdated 90s technology (including massive cellular phones) that makes this already a period piece

    How the GenY and Millennial crowd at the screening they attended responded to all the sex and nudity

    Whatever happened to Balthazar Getty?

    Why was this movie nor released on DVD in the USA for over 10 years?

    How the OJ Simpson trial inspired the story, and the irony that the next big celebrity murder trial was Robert Blake, who was already super creepy in the movie

    The soundtrack curated by Trent Reznor which generated some of the best music by Smashing Pumpkins and Marilyn Manson, contained one of David Bowie's best songs and introduced Rammstein to the world

    How this movie may have been made to dis other filmmakers like Quentin Tarantino and Oliver Stone

    All of this and so many theories and analyses on this show...your head will spin...

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • 328: Kacy TGirl from 2023

    328: Kacy TGirl from 2023
    Jan 13 2025
    Adult film star, escort and wine connoisseur Kacy TGirl kicked off the first Dark Mark Show of 2023 with style as she regaled Mark and Nicole with stories of how serious adult film stars take the AVN and XBIZ awards, the wild parties that happen at the Trans Erotica Awards which led her to answer Nicole’s questions about how to get into a 5some (!). She went over unusual requests she gets from clients and the very few things she won’t do as well as the frustration of men who are willing but may have erection problems. What she will do is go shopping and let men dress her up as well as star in adult films where she has engaged in some of the freakiest, most unusual, technically hetersosexual sex with F to M transexuals including mutual friend of the show Eddie Wood. We hear about the connection between pleasure and pain and Mark even gets to teach the girls a thing or 2. Kacy is breaking into the mainstream and now has a wine show on YouTube and shares some wine fun facts though she ends the show with a suitably fun and filthy story.

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • 327: Deborah Dutch, Dangerous D. and Cydeshow Cy from 2019

    327: Deborah Dutch, Dangerous D. and Cydeshow Cy from 2019
    Jan 6 2025
    It is the one year Anniversary of the reboot of the Dark Mark Show and Mark and Hannah celebrated with quite a wild show featuring legendary scream queen Deborah Dutch, sideshow madman Dangerous D. and sword swallower Cyrus Pynn

    Deborah talked about how a cheerleading accident led to her not pursuing a life as a ballerina (though she still can do the splits as she demonstrated), having her grandmother’s friend Agnes Moorhead of Bewitched fame see her in a high school play, how dating a soft rock star (and smoking weed with a Beatle) led to her relocating to LA, where she got the lead in Bruce Lee Fights Back from the Grave. She did her own stunts and was dubbed badly in that movie and moved on from there to share the screen with Goldie Hawn, be in Miami Vice, and work with Roger Corman and get dubbed an official “Scream Queen” in the 90s. She is now working on her own sword wielding series of films “Hollywood Warrioress”

    Dangerous D may be married and has a newborn son, but he is by no means any less outrageous. He claims to swing his son from his ears, offered to give Mark a tattoo on the air. He also talked about his journey from Baltimore where he hit LA with $100 to his name, how he got on Ozzfest, what it takes to impress him and land a spot on his “Shock Show” troupe of performers and why he is producing Cyrus’ one man show as a one-time only performance.

    Cyrus is also known as Cydeshow Cy and Cyrus the sword. debuting his show “Down The Hatch” in February in Los Angeles. He started juggling, fire eating, sword swallowing and doing all sorts of sideshow acts in Virginia and came out to audition for Dangerous D during a performance at Ozzfest and ended up moving in with him. He talks about all that can go wrong if you make a mistake and demonstrated swallowing 2 swords and eating a lightbulb.

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • 326: Sin Twisted and Santa Claus in a Christmas Classic from 2023

    326: Sin Twisted and Santa Claus in a Christmas Classic from 2023
    Dec 23 2024
    After 10 years of outrageously hilarious shows The Dark Mark Show comes to an end with a bang as Mark and Nicole threw a holiday special like you've never seen before with contortionist/burlesque dancer/cosplayer Sin Twisted and Santa Claus.
    Sin talked about how Andy Dick once tried to bum rush her while she was onstage inside an R2D2 shell, talked about her experience with swingers' clubs and how erotic a pool game can get. How having a steady partner does not inhibit her from having a wild sex life and she teased Santa with her beautiful feet which led Santa to give her a foot massage and have fun between her splayed toes. Sin also brought out her pet python Noodles and let Nicole and Santa pet him as she described the care that goes into a snake and how she was able to do a From Dusk Til Dawn inspired dance during the pandemic.
    Santa may have had too much Fireball whisky, but he talked about how he has lost 70 lbs in the last year, how he is never invited to elf orgies, how wild his sex life may or may not have been before he met Mrs. Claus, how aroused he gets from the mothers who bring their children to see him at the mall and he had gifts for Sin and Nicole who sat on his lap (but not Mark, he must have been naughty this year)
    This is the last Dark Mark Show ever it seems (a declaration Mark made in 2015 as well).
    Sending a big thank you to everyone who ever watched and listened. Mark will be back in 2024 with something completely different. Stay tuned.
    Go to sintwisted.com for all things Sin

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    1 hr and 44 mins