Deep Divers, it’s 7AM - do you know where your children are? This week, June and Jessica are in a state and are turning to egg sandwiches and Cann beverages for comfort with varying levels of success. Then June dives into a significant violation of her time and guest bathroom, plus we chat the big game, catfishing rom coms, and surf moms.

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We’re introducing you to a show we love: Choice Words with Samantha Bee. Every day, we make choices—some explode, some implode, and most we barely remember. But what about the choices that change everything?

Each week, Samantha Bee sits down with people she admires to dig into the biggest decisions they’ve made in their lives and the ripple effects those choices have had. In this episode, Sam chats with comedian and actor Paul Scheer about his decision to go to NYU, becoming a parent, and figuring out what kind of dad he wants to be.

For more episodes, search for Choice Words with Samantha Bee wherever you get your podcasts or click here.

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On this very special bonus episode of The Deep Dive, June and Jessica are joined by Kulap Vilaysack and SuChin Pak from the podcast ADD TO CART, and Scott Aukerman, Lauren Lapkus, and Paul F. Tompkins from the podcast THREEDOM for game night! The game? That’s What She Said (Second Edition), by Moose Games, where the goal is to see who can create the most laughs with 400 innuendo-filled phrases. Thank you Moose Games for sponsoring this very funny, very NAUGHTY episode!

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This week, Jessica and June are immediately post-election and are cycling through grief. Then they dive into firemen that spark no joy, earwax protocols, and Martha Stewart. And as we all forge ahead together, we encourage all our Deep Divers to become comfortable with being unlikeable and to take it a little too far.

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This week’s episode is coming to you from the past! Jessica and June are pre-election and you, dear listener, are mid or post-election, so we have no idea where we’re meeting you but we are entering the week with HOPE and recommend living that Cann life in any scenario. Plus Jess is escaping to the car, June is fact-checking whales, and we’re expressing our love for thicc bois (both dogs and athletes).

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This week, June and Jessica are FINALLY talking about CVS. Then we get into Jess’s Marshalls origin story, our history of petty crimes and corporate theft, the wonders of Home Depot, and election anxiety. Plus we are interrupted by an extremely loud husband using the cal against us, and we make a very important live virtual show announcement. Please join us for The Deep Dive Christmas Spectacular, coming to your living rooms December 3rd at 5pm PT/8pm ET. Head to https://veeps.events/thedeepdive for tickets now!

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This week, Jessica’s new eyelashes gets her an invite to a private tour of a salad bar from a man named Bruce. Meanwhile, June apprentices herself to a Mah Jong master. Then, they decide to stop trying to be better and instead GIVE UP, especially when it comes to homework. Remember Deep Divers: take care of yourselves in this moment of being “on hold” because the tide is going in the right direction!

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This week, June makes a formal retraction of her previous statements on meal planning, and Jess takes us on a hot roller journey that leads to some serious revelations about hair and life in general. Then we learn about staying loose at Disneyland, parenting with Coca-Cola, and concert tips, tricks, and traumas.

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