This week, we've had enough of these bizarre game schedules and decided to put our heads together to work out the best times for each game to be played over the weekend. We also delve into the ups and downs from the past round, from Roos having a sook and Matt Kennedy's rise, to cleaning up umpires and basic maths.

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This week, we celebrate the end of the byes by complaining about longstanding AFL traditions such as banners, team songs, and fun in general. We also look into the big stories of the round, from West Coast putting in a great effort and Bont's 250th, to cheap AFL records and Tom Lynch just being the worst.

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This week, we have the end of the bye rounds in sight and vent about how they ruin the season and what we would do to make them more palatable. We also delve into the big footy news, from Cassie returning to gloat about a Freo win and Chris' defence of Vossie, to Clarky being let down by the Suns (again) and Jesse exploring new forms of legal currency.

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This week, Clarky is riding high on Kozzie's contract extension, but Jesse and Chris are quick to bring him back down to earth by reviewing other recent long contracts. We also discuss the highs and lows of yet another bye-round, from Brisbane's inaccuracy and the rise of Cadman to Port's song and a whole lot of doodles.

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This week, we devise a plan to save the Tasmanian Devils (the team, not the animal) or, at the very least, find Rum'un a new job. We also dig around to find some highlights in what was quite a boring round of football, from Jack Ginnivan's antics and secret meetings to missed kicks and high hits.

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This week, we are joined by the wonderful Lekdog to discuss how the Mid-Season Draft works, how we would fix it, and if a Mid-Season Trade Period is a good idea. We also get into Round 12, wonder if there is such thing as a good loss, get sad about Cal Ward, and The Falconstein returns!

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This week, we celebrate the fantastic Indigenous pre-show performances of Sir Doug Nicholls's Round and commiserate the growing injury list decimating some clubs. We also delve into the very few good games from the weekend, Chris gets chased by ghosts, Clarky drinks Pickle Juice, Jesse calls Ross a dork, and Cassie comes around on a nighttime Grand Final.

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This week, Jesse sings Creed-aoke, Chris rides his high horse, Clarky really likes the indigenous guernseys, and Cassie has some big news! We are also joined by our podcast-friends, including Alex from They Might Become GIANTS, Rik from Hoops There It Is, Alex from AFLToday (AFLTodayAU), and the infamous Lekdog to convince the next generation to support the correct team.

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