• #516 "Treasons, Tiny Packages, and the End of Late Night" w/ Eli Lake
    Jul 25 2025

    Moynihan is somewhere in Europe. Eli Lake (The Free Press, Breaking History) fills in. And Kmele sustained a harrowing podcast-related injury that postponed a recording (and nearly cost him a finger).

    * Meat & Memory

    * Colbert Gets the Axe

    * Small Packages

    * A Yearslong Coup?

    * Russiagate Replay

    * Accountability and Missed Opportunities

    * The Never-Ending Epstein Drama

    * An (Inevitably) Dysfunctional Government (if you can keep it)

    Recorded: 7.24.2025



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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Members Only #268 - Every Pump is Patriotic
    Jul 21 2025
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    * An enigma wrapped inside a…wait, what does that word mean?

    * Wait, what did you call it??? (Take a guess)

    * Buffalo Bills, the preferred team of all Mossad agents

    * How to not write a news story

    * You know, Epstein was pretty close with many MAGA figures

    * Bannon’s crisis PR business?

    * Tulsi and the “seditious conspiracy”

    * Russia redux

    * Michael McDonald’s Faye Dunaway story

    * …

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    19 mins
  • #515 - Big Trouble in Little MAGA
    Jul 17 2025

    * Crazy from the heat

    * AMA

    * Who is Jim Walden??

    * The dumbest civil war

    * So we have to discuss the Epstein “issue” again, eh?

    * I think we solved the case…

    * Leaving breadcrumbs in the archives

    * Jimmy Carter and the aliens

    * That’s a lotta airstrikes

    * The plastic surgery exception

    * Kurt Russell, American

    * The next, hottest Nobelist



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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • #514 - Big Boats! Big Patriotism! Big Pedophile Rings??
    Jul 10 2025

    * Matt discovers Mass

    * Because Matt is cruisin’

    * Boats and hoes

    * An ultra exclusive event! The Fifth…on the high seas??

    * The Epstein hoax

    * Very dumb people holding empty Trapper Keepers

    * Fake numbers transform into facts!

    * Does anyone know how this stuff works?

    * The client list ███████ █████

    * Why do people want this stuff to be true?

    * A few notes on the forthcoming film Eddington

    * The BLM victory failure

    * The forever revolt against the elites

    * Two overlooked terror attacks in Texas

    * Put them on ICE



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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • Members Only #267 - Everything's Our Fault: The U.S. and the Iranian Coup (w/ Abbas Milani)
    Jul 10 2025
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    A few weeks ago, we mentioned that newly minted Iran expert Joy Reid went on CNN and provided her damning verdict on America’s relationship with Iran: acktchully, she gravely intoned, the United States brought the ire of the Iranian dictatorship upon itself by engineering the 1953 coup against the “democratically elected” Iranian leader Mohammed Mossade…

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    16 mins
  • #513 - Birthright Jamaican Babies and Russian Trashmen (w/ Damon Root)
    Jun 30 2025

    As the Supreme Court wraps up its term, the boys again summon Damon Root, author of Overruled: The Long War for Control of the U.S. Supreme Court, to break down the various rulings (for those of us who don’t pay attention but still want to convince Scott Bakula to time travel and deport baby Kmele). Post-Damon, another hour…during which Matt tells the story of his car being smashed up by Russian trash men (which, surprisingly, is not a euphemism), Zohran code switches, the Big Ugly Bill lurches through the Senate, and stupid “revolutionaries” think it’s their moment. Yet again.



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    1 hr and 49 mins
  • #512 - Escape from New York
    Jun 27 2025

    * Fleeeeeeeee

    * Don’t mess with the Zohran

    * Andrew Cuomo, Shah of NYC

    * Eric Adams to the rescue? (Oof)

    * Post-colonial Disney movies

    * Scarcity Democrats

    * Pull the fire alarm on this drunk idiot

    * This means nothing for national Democratic politics

    * And isn’t about Israel

    * Were the bunkers busted?

    * Hot Ukrainians save lives

    * NATO not so bad after all

    * Joy Reid, smug master of Wikipedia

    * OKC saluted



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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Members Only #264 - Domino's, Hand Jobs, and WWIII
    Jun 22 2025
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    No listener mail this time. We’ll double up on the next Members Only. Just an hour-long conversation about Iran…

    (Moynihan note upon relisten: Qasem Soleimani was the commander of the Quds Force within the IRGC, not the IRGC itself)

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    25 mins