Episodes

  • Captain Brodie, slide in with the Dijon and do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

    Captain Brodie, slide in with the Dijon and do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
    Oct 2 2024
    Brodie's back and we rip into a full cruise debrief! We've decided what we would set a Guinness World Record in and it's to do with margaritas... We talk a lot about Cicadas and mustard today. And Gracie and Cailtin explain the importance of Katy Perry lyrics (lol).
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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • A show for the mums, younger men, and the chokehold of reality TV

    A show for the mums, younger men, and the chokehold of reality TV
    Sep 25 2024
    Brodie’s off on her well-deserved cruise so we invited Megan Papas to chat. Caitlin is all about reality TV and tells us what she’s eyeing up next to watch. Megan plays oracle and gives advice to all of our lovely listeners. And my oh my, Gracie shares a story or two of kids really not understanding personal space.
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • A book, Bouncy Pork, curated photo dumps and an expensive car ick

    A book, Bouncy Pork, curated photo dumps and an expensive car ick
    Sep 18 2024
    We get to review Brodie's book Woman Uninterrupted which is out this week. Can you bloody believe it (at all good bookstores lovelies!)?! We really deep dive Selling Sunset and it's absolute cooked-ness (if it's possible to deep dive this, um, type of show). When you "dump" your photos, are they genuinely dumped? Or are they supposed to look dumped but are in fact carefully curated? The types of cars that give us the ick. Frank's potty mouth (but cute). And should we be scrubbing our bumbs?
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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Gracie's survival pack, all hail the voice memo, the mother, the paper towel and the pistachio nut.

    Gracie's survival pack, all hail the voice memo, the mother, the paper towel and the pistachio nut.
    Sep 11 2024
    This week Gracie is a good samaritan and in being one reveals a truly effective survival pack. We have further evidence the tramp stamp is back, and we relish again in bringing Nickelback back. The customer is in fact always right - especially at Coffee Culture Merivale. Not only has Brodie quit men - she's close to quitting typed messages altogether in favour of the voice memo. Caitlin is HAPPY. We end on pistachio nuts and paper towels and vomiting celebrities.
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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • We're bringing Nickelback back (and your lower back tattoo is back too)

    We're bringing Nickelback back (and your lower back tattoo is back too)
    Sep 4 2024
    You heard it here first (ok you probably didn't but come along on the ride anyway). Nickelback is absolutely back. An extremely strong case is presented. Then, we hear great news that lower back tattoos are rising from the ashes out the top of our jeans again and it's a day to celebrate. Someone actually admits they're getting excited for a cruise... Gracie is confronted with ants and is told not to muck around with the little devils. And, if you had a warning label, what would it say? Berocca MIND supports alertness and brain function. Always read the label and follow the directions for use. Dietary supplements are not a replacement for a balanced diet. Bayer New Zealand Limited, Auckland.
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • The chronicles of Caitlin, your mum, romantic cooking for one and bad BAD Brian.

    The chronicles of Caitlin, your mum, romantic cooking for one and bad BAD Brian.
    Aug 28 2024
    Caitlin's back from four nights in Queenstown and best you believe her life carries the show today. Nothing quite like a romantic night cooking by yourself...right??? Brodie absolutely will offend anyone with a personalised plate this week. Caitlin offends my mum and your mum and all mums. Gracie has a night out and absolutely bloody loves it. And Brian, if you read this, get in the bin.
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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Excuse me, do you have the time? A new book, a head in the hole and a Von Dutch trucker cap.

    Excuse me, do you have the time? A new book, a head in the hole and a Von Dutch trucker cap.
    Aug 21 2024
    This week, you will lose and gain brain cells in the same episode or a money-back guarantee. There's a new book for book club... Brodie tries to explain something about maps and countries and then Caitlin jumps in with the percentage chance of rain and this is where we may lose you. But we'll bring you back for famous people pick up lines, riding solo at a concert, and the relevance of bay leaves. Then there are heads in holes and Von Dutch trucker caps.
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Deidre's glasses, the perils of an ice bath, cottage cheese and brown noise.

    Deidre's glasses, the perils of an ice bath, cottage cheese and brown noise.
    Aug 14 2024
    This week we are still frothing over the Olympics, and in particular we froth (again) over the women and the continued and long-overdue rise in equality in sport. We get a review of It Ends with Us and Caitlin reckons the movie is better than the book which is a big call! Brodie's into ice baths and saunas and Strava for ALL the right reasons. Tegan's got no time for the creeps in her inbox. And, we end on a high, going from cottage cheese to brown noise. You know we don't like to leave anything out.
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    1 hr and 19 mins