The Vicars poke and prod their microphones while giving home renovation tips, drooling over European gluten, and sharing their class schedules.

P.S. Apologies for any remaining contact/background noise; the Vicars tried their best to herniate their editor this episode. <3 Dom

Intro music: Bach's Prelude in F, performed by Jessie Hodgson

Cover Art: designed by Paul Bloms & Dominique Rapsch, with help from AI

The podcast time machine takes us back to Pride Month! John 3:16 finally gets the spotlight, Dominique shatters some lofty expectations, and everyone brags about having zero felonies.

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Intro music: Bach's Prelude in F, performed by Jessie Hodgson

Cover Art: designed by Paul Bloms & Dominique Rapsch, with help from AI

As the Midwest is inundated with record flooding, the Vicars discuss laundry, children's books, and Jessie's future as Bishop.

(Note: Jessie references this episode as #4, and astute minds will see that only 2 episodes have been published prior. Episode #4 was released prior to #3 to address the disaster).

Intro music: Bach's Prelude in F, performed by Jessie Hodgson

Cover Art: designed by Paul Bloms & Dominique Rapsch, with help from AI

The Vicars discuss your own personal Jesus, prove they really are turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club, and continue to triangulate themselves despite their worst efforts.

Intro music: Bach's Prelude in F, performed by Jessie Hodgson

Cover Art: designed by Paul Bloms & Dominique Rapsch, with help from AI

Welcome to episode one of the Half Vested Podcast! Jessie & Susan start the party with the necessary introductions, lay the groundwork for future episodes, and narrowly avoid a dangerous Bean attack.

Intro & Hold Music: Bach's Prelude in F, performed by Jessie Hodgson

Cover Art by Paul Bloms & Dominique Rapsch, with help from AI