• #75: RHOBH Season 13
    Mar 20 2024

    We've come out of retirement to deconstruct the most recent season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week, we discuss Kyle and Mauricio, Morgan Wade, Dorit v Garcelle, Sutton's esophagus, and Kathy's mob boss appearance at the Reunion.

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    51 mins
  • #74: Dorinda Medley
    Dec 20 2023

    Merry Christmas everyone! Dorinda's here to make it nice and she's even brought Santa (her sister, Melinda, in drag) with her! This week, we talk Bluestone Manor, Christmas, Gothicism, Richard, death and grieving, alcohol, anger, and John Mahdessian. Plus, we give some thoughts on Beverly Hills and UGT and briefly reminisce over our favorite Bravo Christmas moments.

    UGT Recap: 1:30ish

    Dorinda Discussion (I): 8:00ish

    RHOBH: 35:45ish

    Dorinda Discussion (II): 40:00ish

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    47 mins
  • #73: The Real Housewives of Sydney
    Dec 6 2023

    This week, we're heading south of the equator to discuss another international spin-off from yesteryear: the truly batshit first season of Real Housewives of Sydney. We talk its trio of villains: Victoria, Lisa and Athena X, fighting, divorce, nearly drowning at sea, past life regression therapy, long-lost sisters, The Boar, flying economy, Captain Eyebrows, the Pot Plant in the Room, Chewbacca, and of course, Lizzie Buttrose.

    RHOSydney Discussion: 12:00ish

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    56 mins
  • #72: Heather Dubrow
    Nov 15 2023

    Crack open the champagne, because Heather's here to tell us all to stop being so silly! This week, we talk Heather's illustrious acting career, her home, being "the sensible one", Terry, pretentiousness, condescension, villainy, her Sushi dinner meltdown, and her feuds with Kelly, Shannon, Noella, and Tamra.

    RHONY Discussion: 4:30ish

    Heather Dubrow: 10:00ish

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    57 mins
  • #71: New RHONY
    Nov 1 2023

    This week, we discuss the new crop of Housewives replacing the mad Upper East Siders we came to know and love. We talk aspiration, fashion, trauma, cheese, flirting, Anguilla, and crying. Lots of it.

    RHONY Discussion: 10:45ish

    RHOBH Discussion: 46:00ish

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    56 mins
  • #70: The Real Housewives of DC
    Oct 18 2023

    Forgotten to the annals of Housewives history, we blow away the dust and open up the chronicle to recount the story of Bravo's biggest blunder: The Real Housewives of DC. We talk politics, gay marriage, race relations, Michaele and Tareq Salahi, cheerleading, the Oasis Winery, crashing the White House State Dinner, and a farcical congressional hearing...

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    53 mins
  • #69: Yolanda Foster
    Oct 4 2023

    Who is Yolanda Foster in this world? Well, we'll tell you. This week, we talk lemons, the Master Cleanse, David Foster, the glass fridge, the Dream Team <3, LVP, Lyme and Munchausen's.

    Yolanda Discussion: 20:00ish

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    54 mins
  • #68: Shannon Beador
    Sep 20 2023

    Put nine lemons in a bowl and open the Casamigos, Shannon's in the house! This week, we talk all things Shannon Beador: "fun", wacky costumes, Spanglish, Tres Amigas, David, divorce, John Janssen, gaslighting, nervous breakdowns, and a certain DUI that happened over the weekend...

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    55 mins