• Siberia
    Apr 17 2021

    We kept this episode hidden for a while, but now we've decided to turn our phone on so Russian gangsters can come and kill us!

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    39 mins
  • Parenthood - Part 2
    Apr 4 2021

    Abby Fudor keeps riding granny's metaphorical rollercoaster with us while we daydream awkwardly without an established cinematic language for it. Will Keanu win the drag race? Will Joaquin Phoenix put his pornos in the right boxes for once? There's no way to know for sure, we'll just have to keep having a kid every five years to make sure they're exceptional!

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    49 mins
  • Parenthood - Part 1
    Mar 6 2021

    Abby Fudor joins us to impart that being a parent is a rich tapestry of letting your kid sing the diarrhea song and hoping that they'll become a well adjusted contributor to society. Will Keanu help out or will Dianne Wiest be trapped by poor choices forever?

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    48 mins
  • Cyberpunk 2077
    Feb 20 2021

    Pick your genitalia and smash the system with the consciousness of Kaitlin Moore in your head! In 2077 all punks will be cybernetic and Keanu will be breathtakingly mean to you! Wake the fuck up Samurai, we've got a podcast to listen to.

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    47 mins
  • Johnny Mnemonic
    Feb 5 2021

    2021 is a dark and dystopian time. But luckily we have David Adamson to help us hack our own brains and loop it through Jones!

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    49 mins
  • The Prince of Pennsylvania
    Dec 16 2020

    You're welcome Planet Earth! In celebration of Pennsylvania's role in correcting the arc of history we're looking into a Keanu movie from around these parts. It's got nothing to do with politics though, or wrestling. In fact it barely has anything to do with its own plot!

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    53 mins
  • A World of Calm
    Nov 2 2020

    Anxiety reduction special! Shhhhhh. Forget your troubles with this soothing episode of slightly patronizing generality.

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    30 mins
  • Bram Stoker's Dracula
    Oct 31 2020

    HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! Through force of will Liz Labacz joins us to be seduced by a true masterpiece of gothic romance! Will we betray our loved ones? Will we become incontinent with lust? Might we even turn into a pile of rats? Why not all of those things and more!

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    1 hr and 8 mins