• Sorry for your incontinence | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 23
    Jul 23 2025

    Today on the show, Lu educates the nation with a fact about broccoli that may (or may not) be accurate. A lady has upset the internet after saying she doesn’t like the engagement ring her fiancé proposed with. And Jarch has bought a gift for a member of the team…the only issue is, he has no idea what it is!

    SEEYA TOMORROW!

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    35 mins
  • I want to have your babies | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 22
    Jul 22 2025

    A very special guest pops into the studio for You VS Lu today…HAMISH BLAKE was feeling general knowledge-y. We love Unpack Your Dad so much, so today we decided to have a go at Unpack your MUM! And 1 in 30 people have admitted to doing a poo in the shower, so in the spirit of keeping our show highbrow, we hear the places you’ve pooed that you shouldn’t have!

    SEEYA TOMORROW!

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    42 mins
  • Willy Wonker Dal Din | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday July 21
    Jul 21 2025

    Judge Jarchy is back, and today we’re hearing arguments for and against PDA on planes. We’ve got tickets to The Living End with our new game Whose Living Ended First? AND Jarch took part in his very first body building competition over the weekend…find out all about his short shorts, his fake tanning, and where he placed overall.

    SEEYA TOMORROW!

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    40 mins
  • Once you wax there’s no going backs | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 18
    Jul 18 2025

    Happy Freeball Friday!!!! Jarch performs his best business jingle yet, for our listener Josh. Lu is having a bit of a hairy issue… with her moustache. And we have a new segment called SAY THE THING, we think it’s a keeper!

    SEEYA MONDAY!!

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    27 mins
  • RUM AND DURRIES | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 17
    Jul 17 2025

    Today on the show, Lu embodies a character called “Sandra” and prank calls a listener’s boss. A lady has named her child after Vaseline, so we hear some other shocking names! And what killed the mood? A groom pushed his bride into a pool on their wedding day, and people are mad about it!

    SEEYA TOMORROW FOR FREEBALL FRIDAY

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    31 mins
  • LU AND TEST TUBE | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 16
    Jul 16 2025

    Ever had a run in with your mother in law? On todays show we hear some horror stories that might make you feel better. Plus, Lu has a shocker in You VS Lu, and Jarch has had a rumour spread about him…and it’s not great.

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    29 mins
  • Love is an excessive thing | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 15
    Jul 15 2025

    Unpack Your Dad is back for Chewbacca Tuesday! Plus we hear some first date disaster stories, after a woman went on a first date then sent 65,000 text messages! AND we meet this week’s business owner, Josh. Hot tip, the incoming bingle is a big one!

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    34 mins
  • Jarch has a five-star foot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday July 14
    Jul 14 2025

    Kicking off the week with a fun one!!! Lu’s boyfriend Lachy drops by the studio to verse Jarch in a game of “Who Knows Lu Better?”. Judge Jarchy is back for our juiciest debate yet! And over 17 million Americans thought chocolate milk came from brown cows, so we hear the dumbest things YOU thought were true.

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    36 mins