"Thine face is not worth sunburning."

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Today we talk gratitude with author Joel Zuckerman (Gratitude Tiger) and we are thankful that we got him to say a dirty word. Mike gives us an update on his "fireworks show" (?) and Robb has a stupid travel trend that he hates. Plus, Josh is mad at TV. This Episode is Sponsored By: NAKED WINES. To get Naked Wines’ 6 bottle for $39.99 offer, head to NakedWines.com/TMOS and use code TMOS for both the code AND password. Thank you for supporting our sponsors!

Birthday Season... has come to a close. But it goes out with a bang as Mike talks about all the attendees on Michael's Party Boat. A certain athlete may change the way you think about sports. Can Mike sell a watch? Should you extend your warranty? Would you like mayo with that? This episode of TMOS is proudly sponsored by Smalls cat food. For a limited time only, get 35% off plus an additional 50% off your first order when you head to Smalls.com and use code TMOS.

Today, Josh and Robb are here to talk with you. Josh is home and he hates Paul. Robb goes to a baseball game that he wasn't expecting. Would you live in "The Apartment that Ruth Built"? And thanks to beautiful video, we now know there are no drugs in the chimney.

"Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind."

Mike reveals his new "bucket list" item. We have a brand new Leesburg Spy Report! Say hey to the old school 1980s deejays. Plus, fun with your shop vac and what exactly is going on with the list? This Episode Is Sponsored By FAIR HARBOR: For 20% off your first purchase, head to FairHarborClothing.com/TMOS and use code TMOS. We thank you for your support.

Big fun today as we talk with our old friend, Chad Dukes. We talk about the old days, the not-so-old-days, and his brand new motion picture "Tapawingo". Plus, Annabelle, skin, swearing, and thoughts on charging batteries. This episode of TMOS is brought to you by TAPAWINGO. Check out the trailer and smash that like button. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDiGFkoM0PU