Wherein I explain why it has largely been impossible for me to “trust women” by detailing a number of times where I have “dated” women who were cheating on their boyfriends & fiancés.

Worse yet, my first step mom was my mom’s friend. Aka, trusting women was screwy from the jump.

Coincidently, my dad died 3 years ago today.

Happy Deathday, Dad!

This one is a daytime television ready therapy session.

No refunds.

Wherein I argue that much of AI is being used intentionally and unintentionally to push the lie that human beings can transition from one sex to another, the goal being to invert reality and morality.

My own photoshopping of breasts onto men is used as an example.

I also indirectly blame make up and plastic surgery as complicit in this grand deception.

I expect this recording to be punished by the robot algorithms.

No refunds.

Wherein I proclaim that protests are nothing more than pretend war for larping, no talent dorks & losers with pathetically bad aesthetics.

Aka, bring a gun or go home. Nobody is changing their mind.

Your Penmanship is terrible.

Oh, also, I was 9 for the bicentennial, not 10.

No refunds.

Wherein I reconsider my decades long promotion of radical individualism and move on to the more lofty, merit based ideology of exceptionalism.

One Click Facebook birthday messages will be sloppily employed.

Navel gazing no extra charge.

No refunds.

Wherein I argue that The Righteous Gemstones, & Hollywood, by solely targeting Straight White Christians for mockery & satire, implicitly create a a strong case for White Supremacy by denying non-whites the dignified opportunities to be equally portrayed, mocked, & rewarded in the process.

Aka, the performances will make you laugh, but the overall message is a bummer for everyone, especially fragile non-whites who seemingly cannot take a joke.

Danny McBride is a big fat pussy.

No refunds.

Wherein I argue that the catastrophic split between Trump & Elon works out better for Trump than Elon but the real winners could end up being MAGA & The American People.

The argument that Elon or anyone else can control Trump, be it by money, lawfare, threats or anything else, should be buried six feet deep.

Off the cuff, hot take.

No refunds.

Wherein I make the most controversial argument in the history of my recordings, which is that Shopping Kart Karens are no different than Kovid Karens in that they are virtue signaling shitheads who care more about inserting themselves into your affairs than anything else.

Tldr: you might get your cart back, you might not. It depends.

Most of my friends are critters.

No refunds.

Wherein I argue that savior complex is really hard to avoid when you can fill a stadium with followers by making a phone call & all the evidence supports the idea that maybe God loves you more than common Red State folks, let alone starving kids in Africa.

I do a bit of name dropping while calling attention to Bono’s name dropping.

I also claim that giving people ammo to hate you, is an honest virtue.

No refunds.