Episodes

  • The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 107 | NOV 22 2024

    The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 107 | NOV 22 2024
    Nov 22 2024
    What if New Zealand's flightless swamp hen could make scientists and turkeys chuckle in unison, or a child's holiday wish list could spark a debate on the influence of advertising? This week's River Morning Show Weekly Podcast brings you a tapestry of stories that warm the heart and tickle the funny bone. We kick things off with a triumphant tale of the swamp hen's comeback, a story that is sure to have you both laughing and marveling. Then, prepare for a hearty chuckle as we navigate the minefield of phone calls with mechanics, sans phone numbers—awkward silences and all! You'll be inspired by the incredible bravery of young Dylan, who became a hero after rescuing David from a house fire, reminding us all of the power of asking "why not" when opportunities to help arise. Laugh along with Hannah as she describes the zoo-like spectacle of introducing fiancé's family to her own, proving that football and golf can indeed bridge even the most intimidating family meet-ups.

    In the second half, we take a nostalgic journey through the evolution of holiday gift-giving, from cherished childhood toys to today's tech-savvy demands. We'll discuss how one eight-year-old's request for a Sephora gift card opened up a wider conversation on the power of advertising on young minds. Our trip down memory lane continues with Nicole's story of a childhood passion for furniture rearranging that grew into a love for home decorating. As a cherry on top of this episode, delight in some quirky animal headlines, including a psychedelic disco chicken, a sea slug discovery, and a wallaby sighting in Kentucky. Each tale reminds us of the whimsical and wild world we live in, leaving us with smiles and perhaps a newfound appreciation for the unexpected.

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    18 mins
  • The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 106 | NOV 15 2024

    The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 106 | NOV 15 2024
    Nov 15 2024
    What if your thermostat could save you big money on your energy bills this winter? Join us for a spirited chat about home temperatures as the World Health Organization weighs in with their recommendations. As we share our own holiday travel plans and traditions for Thanksgiving and Christmas, we can't help but throw in a humorous twist—ever imagined what Noah's captain’s log might read like during his time on the ark? Plus, in an ode to National Pickle Day, we uncover some truly bizarre culinary creations that might just tickle your pickle-loving fancy.

    Life's quirks and unexpected blessings take center stage as we delve into stories of finding silver linings amidst everyday challenges. From turning a freezer mishap into a culinary triumph to the surprising perks of a pet's health scare, we invite you to reflect on your own transformative experiences. Our chat meanders through the small joys of mundane tasks—like the sheer satisfaction of an empty voicemail inbox and Grandma Eileen's nuggets of wisdom from New York—all while celebrating the humor and positivity that life's twists and turns can bring.

    Nostalgia reigns supreme as we celebrate the latest inductees into the National Toy Hall of Fame, reminiscing about iconic toys like My Little Pony and Transformers. The conversation gets whimsical as we imagine ideal hibernation habits and discuss the perfect winter temperatures. And don't miss our invitation to join us for a live podcast recording—an opportunity to be part of our musings and share laughter in real time. Whether you're looking for a good laugh, a bit of wisdom, or a walk down memory lane, this episode promises to deliver it all.

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    24 mins
  • **BONUS EPISODE** DALLAS JENKINS INTERVIEW | The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

    **BONUS EPISODE** DALLAS JENKINS INTERVIEW | The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
    Nov 15 2024

    We got to chat with Dallas Jenkins, an American film and television director, writer, and producer. He is best known as the creator, director, co-writer, and executive producer of The Chosen, the first multi-season series about the life of Jesus of Nazareth. Jenkins' career is focused on Christian media.

    What happens when a cherished holiday tale meets the silver screen? Join us for a captivating exploration of the adaptation of "The Best Christmas Pageant Ever" with the acclaimed director Dallas Jenkins. Dallas, known for his work on "The Chosen," opens up about the formidable task of bringing this beloved book to life in film form. Discover the creative balance of staying true to the essence of the original story while infusing it with cinematic flair. We take a closer look at the nuanced portrayal of the Herdman kids, revealing them as more than mere troublemakers, and delve into the film's powerful themes of acceptance and the true spirit of Christmas—themes that earned it accolades from The New York Times.

    Embark on a journey filled with faith, persistence, and the pursuit of a dream against all odds. Dallas shares his personal connection to the story and his mission to create meaningful entertainment that resonates with audiences on a deeper level. Be inspired by tales of setbacks and triumphs, as well as lighthearted exchanges about favorite Christmas classics like "It's a Wonderful Life." This is not just a story of filmmaking but a testament to the power of storytelling that transcends the screen, inviting us all to embrace the outsiders among us and feel the warmth of the holiday spirit.

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    13 mins
  • The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 105 | OCT 18 2024

    The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 105 | OCT 18 2024
    Oct 18 2024
    Ever wished for a frog's croak to whisk you away to a tropical paradise? That's just the start of the quirky tales we share on the River Morning Show Podcast. We’re diving into the strange and spooky culinary concoctions of the season—candy corn sausage, anyone? And don’t miss the buzz around the audacious pairing that has Ohioans in a tizzy: Skyline Chili meets Grater's Ice Cream. Plus, we take a heartfelt turn, pondering the strength of God's shoulders as we unload our frustrations and laughter on Him, whether it's praying for a quiet Zoom call or a donut miracle.

    Prayer that’s equal parts silly and sincere finds its way into this episode, offering a peek into the everyday hopes and hilarities we whisper to the heavens. From wishes for green lights on the road to tales of asking for divine intervention in grocery aisles, we explore the comfort of having a candid chat with God. Join us for a spirited conversation that encourages bringing all your requests to the table, no matter how whimsical they may be. It's a celebration of life's beautifully random prayers and the comfort of knowing God is always listening.

    Speaking of nostalgia, we stroll down memory lane with childhood prayers and the seemingly trivial facts that stick with us through the years—like video game cheat codes and forgotten family addresses. Dive into stories of past silliness and camaraderie with financial woes softened by humor, where dropping a $7 blueberry becomes a metaphor for life's little losses. We wrap up the episode with a collection of relatable tweets on inflation, offering some much-needed laughter amidst economic realities. Come join the community of laughter, nostalgia, and prayer, and maybe share your own quirky memories with us.

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    27 mins
  • The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 104 | OCT 11 2024

    The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 104 | OCT 11 2024
    Oct 11 2024

    Have you ever wondered if the toilet paper should hang over or under? We kick things off with this age-old debate and share hilarious stories of kids asking for the time when they're perfectly capable of checking the clock themselves. But that's just the beginning! Join us as we chat about NASA's concept of Coordinated Lunar Time, and uncover the truth behind those candy corn flavors that everyone seems to have an opinion about. Plus, we've got the scoop on the new peanut butter and jelly M&M and McDonald's novel McFlurry packaging that's causing quite a stir.

    Our whimsical journey continues with tales of themed weddings that transform ordinary ceremonies into medieval or Star Wars extravaganzas. We dive into the curious world of phobias, revealing that men are statistically more afraid of bugs than women, backed by our own spine-tingling spider and moth encounters. And when it comes to emails and offers, sometimes the bravest move is to hit ignore. Tune in for laughter, surprises, and a reminder that bravery often emerges when you least expect it.

    Household dilemmas take center stage as we humorously tackle thermostat disagreements, TV show etiquette, and the ever-contentious toilet seat debate. We explore the importance of courtesy and compromise in shared spaces, offering a light-hearted take on everyday challenges. As the episode draws to a close, we venture to the moon, pondering if its newly discovered layer might be made of something deliciously unexpected, like nougat or cheese. And don't miss our playful connection to moon pies, invented long before humans set foot on the lunar surface. We wrap up with an appeal for your support and ratings—your feedback keeps us going!

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    27 mins
  • The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 103 | OCT 4 2024

    The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 103 | OCT 4 2024
    Oct 4 2024
    Candy corn: love it or hate it, it's the seasonal treat that stirs up some pretty strong feelings. Are you ready to challenge your taste buds and join the debate? We humorously argue that candy corn haters might just be missing out on a candy masterpiece, while also tackling the modern-day headache of managing voicemails—it's like having 50 browser tabs open at once! As Halloween looms, we're picking our top must-have candies, with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups stealing the show. We even confess our "candy of last resort," those treats we begrudgingly nibble when the candy bowl is running low.

    Growing older has its surprises, like when you pick up the phone and completely forget why. Join us as we share laugh-out-loud parenting tales and reminisce about milestone moments that marked our journey into adulthood. We reflect on how the classic parental phrase "because I said so" isn't just a cop-out but a life lesson in faith and patience. Wrapping up the episode, we dish out the latest in food news, highlighting a spicy new Bugles flavor, Taco Bell's heartfelt hot sauce, and a Krispy Kreme churro donut that's as delicious as it sounds. Tune in for a mix of nostalgia, humor, and mouth-watering treats!

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    26 mins
  • The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 102 | SEP 27 2024

    The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 102 | SEP 27 2024
    Sep 27 2024
    Ever wondered if Noah from the Bible could have been the first naval captain? Join us for a rollercoaster of laughs as we muse over quirky state names, reminisce about Vacation Bible School, and dive into some hilarious marital habits that might make you look at your spouse a little differently. From the absurdity of folding wet towels to the bizarre experience of eating cereal with orange juice, we share our personal stories and give some cheeky marital advice that will leave you chuckling. And yes, we do make sure to remind each other to wake up the Green Day guy—September is long over!

    In our second chapter, we tackle insecurities with a hearty dose of humor. From unexpected ingredients in your favorite snacks to the universal struggle of reading analog clocks, we open up about our own hilarious vulnerabilities. We even have a caller, Courtney, who shares her quest for the perfect shell-free egg cracking technique, sparking a riotous conversation about removing bits of shell from bowls. Wrap up with us as we poke fun at the DMV and the sassy retorts of little kids, ensuring you end the episode with a smile. Don't forget to rate the show highly and share the laughs with your friends!

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    29 mins
  • The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 101 | SEP 20 2024

    The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 101 | SEP 20 2024
    Sep 20 2024
    Does early Christmas music spark joy or confusion for you? Josh's early festive tunes might just be the quirky start to fall you didn't know you needed! Join us on the River Morning Show as Chad hilariously grapples with aging through an encounter with a university professor, while JP serves up some breaking food news, including Mountain Dew’s peculiar relocation offer and an Indonesian fungus turning bread into cheesy delights. We sprinkle in some light-hearted banter on the surprising benefits of eating bananas before bed and share a laugh while cleaning out our podcast's voicemail box.

    Ever wondered what to do with your pumpkins post-Halloween? From delicious roasted seeds to scrumptious pumpkin chocolate chip brownies, we've got you covered! We share our personal pumpkin traditions, quirky stories like an eight-year-old’s drive to Target, and a rescue team's mission to save a dummy. Explore the fascinating differences in how men and women experience infections, and enjoy our humorous take on why kids cling to moms when sick. To top it off, we're tackling the stress of modern life, discussing everything from juggling taxes to managing parenting during Zoom calls. Tune in for a delightful mix of humor, insight, and seasonal cheer!

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    26 mins