It's ratings day and the boys are up and about. We kick things off with the All Sports Report - with some huge news from the Western Bulldogs, and highlights of the Australian Forklift Championships.

Wallabies legend Matt Burke calls in as the British and Irish Lions tour hits Melbourne, then Topics Brownless wants to know who you sat next to... unusual.

Billy debuts a new segment - "The Wacky World of William", and he's got some craft about darts champion Luke Littler failing his driving test.

Adelaide's Ben Keays calls in ahead of Showdown 58 on Saturday, and Billy's Joke is about upholstery...

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JB and Billy are back from a little break, and Dangerous Dave is with us too! Billy kicks it off with a jam-packed All Sports Report, before Damian Barrett comes in with his positives and negatives from Round 19 and the latest news on Tassie, the tribunal, and Greg Swann.

Billy pumps himself up with Monday Brag Artist before we take your calls, we go through some of the best Triple M Footy highlights while we've been away, and in response to some feedback about his skinny-dipping photo - Billy has become a Zen Master.

Greg Blewett phones in just hours after coming back from the Caribbean for the Aussies v West Indies tests - and he ran into Merv Hughes while he was there!

Finally, Billy has a joke about Willie Nelson to close the show.

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We look back at our favourite moments of 2025.

Lions legend Chris Johnson is in studio, Topics Brayshaw wants to know about your First World Problems - and shares one of his own, JB does something for the first time ever, the Idiot Song recaps the 'is JB a redhead?' saga, GWS Giants star Jesse Hogan calls in, and Billy's Joke is about a cheating husband.

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