Episodes

  • Chapter 01 - It is Winter
    May 13 2012

    Having solved all other problems in the Medieval world, the King of Europe gathers up his highest-level hangers-on and sets out to kill Winter, the season that makes everyone cold and miserable for one half of their entire lives.

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    Written and edited by Tom McNally
    Mastered by John Bartmann

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    Performed by Ben Meredith, Claudia Treacher, Alex Hatton, Joshua Crisp, Ellen Buckley, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards.

     

    Alex Hatton played Colonel Glowfist

    Ben Meredith played Axe Axewound

    Claudia Treacher as Sally Minefield, the Page and Prince Prince.

    Tom McNally did the narration and played The King

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    The theme tune, 'The King Is Coming,' written by Nicolai Roos

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    Track art by Bruno Stahl

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    Transcript available here.

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    11 mins
  • Chapter 02 - Let's Go To My Bedroom And Plan A War
    May 14 2012

    The King assembles The Big Important Council Of Europe to propose a war on Winter. But there is a serpent in his Eden: a horrible man named Terrorthaw, and he has a gun.

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    Written and edited by Tom McNally
    Mastered by John Bartmann

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    Performed by Ben Meredith, Claudia Treacher, Alex Hatton, Joshua Crisp, Ellen Buckley, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards.

     

    Alex Hatton played Colonel Glowfist & Pineycone

    Ben Meredith played Axe Axewound, Father Figaro, Terrorthaw & Sir Votecount

    Claudia Treacher played Sally Minefield & the Page

    Tom McNally did the narration and played The King and Mechanicus

    Ben Edwards was Cutty

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    The theme tune, 'The King Is Coming,' written by Nicolai Roos

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    Track art by Bruno Stahl

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    12 mins
  • Chapter 03 - Presents Make The Goodbyes Less Hard
    May 15 2012

    No journey of import could be legally approved in Medieval Europe without the imparting of thoughtful and powerful presents. Though the presents may be sweet, the goodbyes the King has to make are bitter. Could these two emotions combine to form a new, more powerful emotion? Stay tuned!

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    Written and edited by Tom McNally
    Mastered by John Bartmann

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    Performed by Ben Meredith, Claudia Treacher, Alex Hatton, Joshua Crisp, Ellen Buckley, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards.

     

    Alex Hatton played Colonel Glowfist & Pineycone

    Ben Meredith played Axe Axewound, Father Figaro, General Magnificent & Sir Votecount

    Claudia Treacher played Sally Minefield, Prince Prince & the Page

    Tom McNally did the narration and played The King and Mechanicus

    Ben Edwards was Cutty

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    The theme tune, 'The King Is Coming,' written by Nicolai Roos

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    Track art by Bruno Stahl

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    14 mins
  • Chapter 04 - We Hate Birds They Are Horrible Flappy Things
    May 16 2012

    Right out of the gate, the King and his Adventure Friends are set upon by dread enemies. Birds were new to this plane of reality in Medieval times, so you can imagine how terrifying it must have been to have encountered a whole flock of them. Kill them all, team!

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    Written and edited by Tom McNally
    Mastered by John Bartmann

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    Performed by Ben Meredith, Claudia Treacher, Alex Hatton, Joshua Crisp, Ellen Buckley, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards.

     

    Alex Hatton played Colonel Glowfist

    Ben Meredith played Axe Axewound & Father Figaro

    Claudia Treacher played Sally Minefield

    Tom McNally did the narration and played The King

    Ben Edwards was Cutty

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    The theme tune, 'The King Is Coming,' written by Nicolai Roos

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    Track art by Bruno Stahl

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    8 mins
  • Chapter 05 - Now There Is A Problem With These Goats
    May 16 2012

    The journey to establish a military foothold in the North has hit a shaggy problem - an unfeasible number of goats blocking the road. An old lady wants a troubling word with General Magnificent and only Mechanicus' wacky chrono-antics can set the poor man's mind at ease.

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    Written and edited by Tom McNally
    Mastered by John Bartmann

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    Performed by Ben Meredith, Claudia Treacher, Alex Hatton, Joshua Crisp, Ellen Buckley, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards.

     

    Alex Hatton played the ice-cream drone

    Ben Meredith played General Magnificent

    Claudia Treacher played Bedshaw Broomrape

    Tom McNally did the narration and played Mechanicus

    Ben Edwards was Cutty

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    The theme tune, 'The King Is Coming,' written by Nicolai Roos

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    Track art by Bruno Stahl

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    8 mins
  • Chapter 06 - Germany Is Cursed with Boring
    May 17 2012

    The King has made the error that many conquerors made before him - Germany is so safe and well-designed that distracting side-quests and minigames are thin on the ground. Driven to desperate measures, he takes off to confront old sins in Denmark.

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    Written and edited by Tom McNally
    Mastered by John Bartmann

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    Performed by Ben Meredith, Claudia Treacher, Alex Hatton, Joshua Crisp, Ellen Buckley, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards.

     

    Alex Hatton played Colonel Glowfist

    Ben Meredith played Axe Axewound and Father Figaro

    Claudia Treacher played Sally Minefield, the Page and the Ex-Queen

    Tom McNally did the narration and played the King

    Ben Edwards was Cutty

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    The theme tune, 'The King Is Coming,' written by Nicolai Roos

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    Track art by Bruno Stahl

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    9 mins
  • Chapter 07 - Is Love, Perhaps, Too Powerful? Discuss.
    May 18 2012

    Distraught about Feelings, the King flashes back to key events in his awesome past and takes his friends along with him. The full story of his failed marriage to the Ex-Queen is revealed throughout high school, his gap year in India, his wild years and that time when they all hung out as babies.

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    Written and edited by Tom McNally
    Mastered by John Bartmann

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    Performed by Ben Meredith, Claudia Treacher, Alex Hatton, Joshua Crisp, Ellen Buckley, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards.

    Alex Hatton played Colonel Glowfist, Pineycone & Rotter Axewound

    Ben Meredith played Axe Axewound, Father Figaro, Terrorthaw & General Magnificent

    Claudia Treacher played Sally Minefield and the Ex-Queen

    Tom McNally did the narration and played the King, the King’s Father & Mechancius

    Ben Edwards was Cutty

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    The theme tune, 'The King Is Coming,' written by Nicolai Roos

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    Track art by Bruno Stahl

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    16 mins
  • Chapter 08 - Everybody Out Of Our Way; Especially You, Ba'al
    May 19 2012

    Ba'al Hadad, the Mesopotamian god of agriculture and thunder, is making trouble for General Magnificent's party. Can Cutty, the King’s sword, deliver a tongue-lashing stern enough to clear the path and advance the adventure?

     

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    Written and edited by Tom McNally
    Mastered by John Bartmann

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    Performed by Ben Meredith, Claudia Treacher, Alex Hatton, Joshua Crisp, Ellen Buckley, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards.

     

    Joshua Crisp played Ba’al

    Ben Meredith played General Magnificent

    Tom McNally did the narration and played the King & Mechanicus

    Ben Edwards was Cutty

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    The theme tune, 'The King Is Coming,' written by Nicolai Roos

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    Track art by Bruno Stahl

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    6 mins