This week Amy and Maya kick off the ep. with celebrity talk featuring Chappell Roan, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt. We hope she’s ok…and also are there two more handsome men? Maya explains the premise of G. Cloon’s and B. Pitts’ new movie Wolfs. Amy reviews Good Girls Guide to Murder. Amy’s in vacation prep mode and has to drop her dog off at a dog hotel an hour away. Where’s the dog taxi when you need it? Maya has a US Open recap. The ladies have some debate predictions. Why do Republicans hate laughing and people who laugh? Amy thinks she would have been a great Secret Service agent. Really she just wants to be Secret Service adjacent. Amy asks is Sasquatch mean or nice? Maya breaks the news that said Yeti allegedly smells terrible. PSA: Amy’s mom Marsha is THE best bargainer. Also, the best returner. She’ll return shit from the 80s. Amy previews this season’s DWTS. Next up, Amy’s NFL preseason predictions. Maya brings up Amy’s past pizza crimes. Finally, the ladies try to solve a mystery bookstore mystery.

This week, there’s good news and bad news. The bad news is that all of Producer Tyler’s audio clips on his soundbar app have been erased in an update. The good news is that the app has replaced the saved SOSS sounds with some nuts clips. It’s State Fair season and Amy has a great Minnesota Get Together report. She covers it all…parking, new fair foods, old fair foods, attractions, and musical acts. If you didn’t know the MN fair is the largest state fair in the country. Texas says they are the biggest but that fair runs longer, so Her journey starts with a soggy turkey sandwich and The Miracle of Birth Center. She swings by Sweet Marthas for cookies and the all-you-can-drink milk stand. Who needs unlimited milk? P.S. Sweet Martha makes almost 5 million dollars in 10 days every year by hawking cookies. Amy gets to try this year’s hot new food item, Amish donuts…for free. She perused grandstand wares and various vehicles for sale. Next up on the non-stop food parade are Nordic waffles and Nashville chicken on a stick. So. Many. Foods. She caught lots of free music including sneaking a peak at Matchbox 20’s soundcheck. Pro tip: the MN State Fair haunted house is the scariest haunted house ever. Finally, off-topic, Amy reviews the movie It Ends With Us. Oh, the controversy. Maya reviews The Watchers. Finally, Amy wants everyone to start drinking wine coolers again.

Amy has a Bob-o-pedic kind of week. The ladies discuss furniture woes and fixes. Amy meets a cute little buddy at Bob's Furniture and buys a bunch of furniture. Turns out that sometimes your husband tells you he has always hated the sofa. Also, sometimes it just makes you sick to walk into a room. It's a real furniture emergency. Mattress shopping is a scam. Maya recounts terrible beds from her 20s. So. Much. Furniture. Talk. The ladies take a total left turn and try to figure out why Macy's is pure chaos. Next up, Amy and Maya ask, "Are you having a Brat Girl Summer?" and "Is Kamala Brat?" They decide Milania is definitely having a Brat Girl Summer. This energy is epic. Next up, Maya explains why everyone is doing Tiffany Trump dirty. Animal Report: Cocaine Sharks. How are these sharks getting cocaine?!?!? Finally, Amy and Maya hash out the Matthew Perry of it all.