The team gets real (and slightly ridiculous) about the ups and downs of tri life. From foam-rolling fails and warm-up woes to brutal race recaps and bizarre injury tales, it’s all on the table. Lockie and Lleyton open up about what it really takes to chase peak performance while juggling normal life—and producer Sare tries to keep up.

The crew also dives into the controversial Enhanced Games—an all-drugs-welcome sporting event that has everyone talking—and unpack what it means for the future of elite sport. Toss in some State of Origin chat and a few deep musings about mental resilience, and you've got a brutally honest (but always hilarious) look at the life of athletes who love the sport… even when it doesn’t love them back.

The boys (and Sarah) get fired up and brutally honest about the highs and hells of triathlon life.

Producer Sarah drops the vape and hits the pavement—literally—while the boys share wild stories from the track and the treatment table.

No one's safe as they call out the pressures chewing up young talent, the shady side of early elite competition, and the grind behind the glam.

There's race talk, bold predictions, and some hot takes that'll either inspire you… or piss someone off. Either way, you’ll be entertained.

It’s our very first Unfunded episode with Lockie dialing in from overseas — and naturally, the tech gods gave us grief. But despite the glitches, the banter doesn’t miss a beat.

We’re diving into the latest from the world of triathlon, with coaching updates, travel mishaps, and the spicy return of Russian athletes to the start line. Plus, Hayden Wilde’s injury, some surprise race results, and what it all means for the future of the sport in Australia.

Also, big news: Sarah is officially quitting vaping! She’s got some tips, tricks, and podcast recs for anyone out there (or in your life) who’s still got a love for the ol’ devil stick.

It’s messy, it’s fun, it’s Unfunded. Let’s go.