• Love at First Ox
    Nov 7 2024

    Welcome to the first episode of MESS! Sydnee and Marie take you through some mess in their lives like oxtail meet-cutes and landlord woes, to mess in the world, and lastly your MESSages!

    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepod@gmail.com, or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Introducing: MESS with Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin
    Oct 31 2024

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    2 mins
  • "The Only Child Expert" with Kalen Allen
    Aug 13 2021

    Verified superstar, Kalen Allen, joins us this week as our Only Child Expert! Kalen quells the rumors surrounding only child syndrome, everything he's looking for in a partner, and his rise to fame. Plus, Sydnee and Marie talk about their upcoming tv appearances and Sydnee goes from a Michelle wig to a Kelly wig.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Talented & Terrible
    Aug 6 2021

    On this week's solo episode, Sydnee and Marie discuss DaBaby and DaBookings, Saweetie and her McDonald's meal, and everything else from Paul Rudd to 9/11. Enjoy!

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • "The Classy, Bougie, Ratchet Expert" with Ego Nwodim
    Jul 30 2021

    SNL's Ego Nwodim is on the pod this week as our Classy, Bougie, Ratchet Expert! Ego opens up as much she can - while still securing those NBC checks, to tell us about going to the Catskills, going on bad dates abroad, and getting into some road rage. Plus, Sydnee talks about her recent live shows and Marie talks about all the dates she's been on this week.

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Hot, Loud, & Wrong
    Jul 23 2021

    Another solo episode this week where Sydnee, Marie and Andrew discuss hot billionaires, what makes a diva and why ghosting is never okay. Enjoy!

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Cowardly Lions Are Not My Type
    Jul 16 2021

    Slinging and slapping dick. He she they y'all.Sugar daddy-ing down the game. Minnesota 10, New York 7. Close your eyes open your legs. Lazy eye for the win. Cowardly lions are not my type. Her cups ran over. Espedrils and Sancerre. We had sodomy. What are you saving yourself for? What the fuck is joe Rogan talking about? Clock out, login.

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Closure in the Comments
    Jul 9 2021

    We're back with our first solo episode in a minute. Marie talks about closing herself off from fans and Sydnee comes to terms with being too close with just about anyone. We discuss the Molly episode from two episodes back and respond to a listener email. Enjoy!

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    1 hr and 4 mins