Hello Cultists,

Are you ready for the soothing sounds of Gabby's 2nd-grade reading-level capabilities, sentient veggies who praise our lord Jesus Christ, Robo-justice, and men down under!

Enjoy this extraordinary episode of the Cult Meeting!

Only on the Video Cult.

The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

It would be disingenuous the spend all of the word count making James Bond puns, this movie manages to stand on its own. It just steals the car chases, the drinking, the need for gambling, the sexual desire for strangers and George Lazenby. The Video Cult Crew tackles this James Bond ripoff with all the finesse a blunt instrument like Inspector Fang can muster. Get ready to blow it all sky high and remember that The Video Cult loves you, its your parents who are the liars.

Ohhh boy do we have a spooky one for you cultists!

You know what's scarier than humanity's downward spiral into the shitter? Fake accents...

With this year's creepy Halloween special, we unlock the evils that are incredibly unsexy-sex scenes, leaving the milk out, and a twist-ending straight out of a bodybuilder's wet dream.

Oh boy! Very scary and very culty,

Only on the Video Cult.

The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!