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Lizard Lips Vs Dickless Greys!...Melted Vaginal Mango Faces!...East Coast Jesus & Satans Boiz!...Bad Case Of The Solar Farts!... How To Clean Ur A.I. FkBot...The Power Fist Of Trump!... Dan Starts A Cuban Street Gang!

In this emergency special, Tye & I tackle the recent assassination attempt of our supreme overlord D.J Trump. And Shed light on the finer points of politics.

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How to traumatize Haula cost survivors!!...Wog-Boaties, they don't make em like that anymore!!.. "You're a loser in the meta-verse, just like real life mate!!"... Sanatizing you A.I. FkBot of the future!!... Staunching nerds at Magic card conventions!!... Grandpa's, our alcoholic inspirations!!... BLITZKRIEG camping trips, Yeah the boys!!

Another cracker with the resident "Spank Master" .... we got too drunk for aliens, sorry guys!

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The Harsh Knee Of Fate!... Scarp Booking Your Youth!... The Pandemic Of Partying, A True Global Tragedy! Sess Pool Tour' De Shots!... Hottest Guy In Your LGA! Getting Kicked Out Politely!.. Ass Grabbin N Schooner Smashin!..

Tommy "In Da Houston" joins me for a chin wag about unexpected forks in the road of life, the evolution of the nightclub scene, and a general piss-take on society! Big laughs and more to come.