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The real house of comedy

The real house of comedy

By: Andrew Stella
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Coworker #1: “My first job was so bad, the break room had ONE fork. ONE. We had to schedule who got to eat salad until one of us finally caved and bought some forks in from home.”Coworker #2: “That’s nothing. At my first place, the AC was broken for two summers in a row. Management’s solution? They handed out paper fans… in July… in TEXAS.”Coworker #3: “Pfft, amateurs.”Coworker #2: “You used to be a secretary, not retail!”Coworker #3: “Yeah, but my old boss used to have us ‘clock out’ for meetings because he said ‘listening isn’t work.’ We had TWO-HOUR meetings… unpaid!”Coworker #4: “Okay, but my first job was at a bakery where the owner had a ‘no sitting’ policy. Even if there were no customers. I once got into trouble for leaning slightly against a counter.”Everyone groans appreciatively.Coworker #5: *Quietly.* “I once had a job where they paid us in store credit. And it was a mattress store.”Stunned silence.Andrew Stella Personal Development Personal Success True Crime
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  • House of comedy 8
    May 31 2025
    Me: “…wait, what?”Employee: “We texted you several times that your phone had arrived.”Me: “You texted me? But my phone’s broken!”Employee: “We sent you notification. I don’t understand why it took you so long—”Me: “Ma’am, my phone is broken. How am I supposed to receive, let alone read a text message?! I can’t use my phone! That’s why I’m getting a new one! How was I supposed to know it had arrived?!”(The employee pauses, thinks about it, then gives a huge shrug.)Employee: “We sent you a message. You should have come sooner
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    2 mins
  • House of comedy 7
    May 31 2025
    Me: “…wait, what?”Employee: “We texted you several times that your phone had arrived.”Me: “You texted me? But my phone’s broken!”Employee: “We sent you notification. I don’t understand why it took you so long—”Me: “Ma’am, my phone is broken. How am I supposed to receive, let alone read a text message?! I can’t use my phone! That’s why I’m getting a new one! How was I supposed to know it had arrived?!”(The employee pauses, thinks about it, then gives a huge shrug.)Employee: “We sent you a message. You should have come sooner
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    2 mins
  • House of comedy 6
    May 31 2025
    Me: “…wait, what?”Employee: “We texted you several times that your phone had arrived.”Me: “You texted me? But my phone’s broken!”Employee: “We sent you notification. I don’t understand why it took you so long—”Me: “Ma’am, my phone is broken. How am I supposed to receive, let alone read a text message?! I can’t use my phone! That’s why I’m getting a new one! How was I supposed to know it had arrived?!”(The employee pauses, thinks about it, then gives a huge shrug.)Employee: “We sent you a message. You should have come sooner
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    2 mins
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