A Christian calls in talk about their fear of the eternal afterlife that is promised to them.

Afterwards a caller really wants to cancel a party he’s hosting 2 hours and a final caller prays to her cat as God.

There is something in the wall. I am a gecko.

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A caller living with a personality disorder tries to shift their perspective and do more stuff. We also talk about a guy I knew who had a hook for a hand.

Later a meteorologist tries to make friends in a new town and a delivery driver has to pay for the pizza at the pizza place they work at. It’s fucked up.

Your tail light is out. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains how their life has evolved since leaving behind their hoodlum life in Bakersfield CA.

Later a caller turns his life around after losing his virginity and a final caller goes to a $5 basement show.

I am very hungry. I am a gecko.

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A caller tells me how growing up on his family’s farm shaped him into the person he is now, and tells small town stories of blowing up refrigerators and doing donuts in a truck. He was a fascinating man and I hope he doesn’t die.

Afterwards I talk to a caller who may or may not be having a baby, and a caller tries to make the best of rained on plans.

Yes it is true. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains how they went from busking on the streets to becoming a nautical rock star. We talk about the best and worst places around the globe to perform in the streets, navigating being famous on a boat, and the emotional highs and lows of the musician life.

Afterwards I compare notes with a caller about having a crazy adhd brain, and how that feels when you’re 22 vs 27. Then a final caller navigates a situation with a weird new uncle.

Please sign on the dotted line. I am a gecko.

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A firefighter explains how “existential spite” has driven him throughout his life so far.

I’ve realized these descriptions don’t need to be that long. I am a gecko.

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In this episode I sit in a room alone and talk to myself for like 90 minutes reading viewer emails and ranting. Those email topics include ayahuasca, fleshlights, scams, trees, crazy dreams, the elderly. Other things too. Viewer mail baby!!!!! Viewer mail!!!!!!

Time to murder a table. I am a gecko.

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On this episode I talked to a caller with an extremely interesting life. He makes $11000 metal cactuses, drives a hearse, sold his independently made horror movie to Shutter, plays competitive pinball, and is about to attend his first hearse convention. A truly enigmatic man.

Then I rant to a caller about how the hell people manage to floss daily and talk to another caller in Canada about their desire to not have to ever talk to anyone.

It’s time to make out with Indiana Jones. I am a gecko. Sorry.

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