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Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

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 A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.Copyright Three Bean Salad
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  • Archery

    Archery
    Jul 9 2025

    Match Of The Day. Big Break. Bullseye. All of the major British sports have been comprehensively covered by television for decades - except archery. Looks like it’s time for the beans to pick up where television couldn’t be arsed. Ta very much to Charis of Los Angeles for this week’s topic (which is archery btw).

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Seagulls

    Seagulls
    Jul 2 2025

    Dr G has the beans get all lukewarm under the collar about seagulls this week. Voted the animal least likely to be of any use in warfare four years running and Time Magazine’s “Worst Pet Experiment” (2003), the seagull is largely unloved by its human neighbours. Indeed a major survey by Ipsos MORI discovered that 99.23% of seagull based anecdotes cast the seagulls as the villain of the piece (and the remaining 0.77% were believed to be fabricated). Can the beans find an upside to the seagull? Or will its upside simply be covered in the shit from another seagull at higher altitude?

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

    Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad

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    Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com

    Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
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    1 hr
  • Old Wives' Tales

    Old Wives' Tales
    Jun 25 2025

    The presumably unreconstructed Nick of Chicago feeds “Old Wives’ Tales” into the Bean Machine which spew-jects it just at the moment the beans are after a topic so that’s what it is. Is there no such thing as an “Old Husbands’ Tale” because husbands have no tales? Or because they typically die younger and therefore before reaching tale-telling maturity? The beans don’t know and make no effort to go into it whatsoever.

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

    Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad

    Tickets for our UK TOUR available here: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/

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    Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
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    1 hr and 1 min
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the beans delve into and thoroughly cover many subjects to tedious lengths. long live the beans!

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