Episodes

  • How to Get Rich in Iraq and Die from Diarrhea: A Masterclass
    Jun 24 2025

    In this episode, the boys dive headfirst into an absolutely unhinged rabbit hole of internet guru courses, Iraqi real estate schemes, ancient worms coming back to life, and the invention of something called “Ultimate Cancer.”


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    1 hr
  • The Dumbest (BEST) Idea We Have Ever Had - Time For Pie #105
    Jun 17 2025

    The boys discovered that they can make seasoning out of horses and need your help to make it real. Then we can finally afford a suit of armor for Caleb and maybe even find out why Jarred's eyes are always infected.go here to comment on Firecracker Farm's IG so they let us make Hot Horse Hoofs a reality:


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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Prison Dolls, Killstreaks and The Feline Legal System - Time for Pie #104
    Jun 10 2025

    What do crane operators, prison dolls, and a cat judge have in common? Absolutely nothing—and yet they all show up in this unhinged episode.


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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • $45 Million Truck Heist, McSPAM Burgers and Becoming Forklift Certified - Time for Pie #103
    Jun 3 2025

    In this episode of the TFP Podcast, the boys dive into the weird, wild, and hilarious—from working armored truck jobs and dodging potential heists, to roasting modern fast food and debating which burgers slap the hardest.✅ Subscribe for more weekly chaosEVERYTHING tastes better with a lil HOT SALT and the best stuff on earth is from www.https:// firecracker.farm use code MILK to save Get $10 Off @BRUNT with code PIE at https://bruntworkwear.com/PIE #BRUNTpod

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Heather Lynn VS Bears - Time for Pie #102
    May 27 2025

    Jarred is a no show once again but we are starting to like Heather better anyways. Bears, periods, witch trials and a new adventure called Murder Mansion. Roo Roo Roo.EVERYTHING tastes better with HOT SALT from https://firecracker.farm use code MILK for savingsLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to https://Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Historic Torture Devices & Airplane Hero Fantasies - Time for Pie #101
    May 20 2025

    What do pissing on AC units, fighting karate kids with swords, emergency landing commercial airliners, and medieval torture devices have in common? Absolutely nothing — and that’s exactly why this episode rules.If you hate boring food, spice it up with FIRECRACKER FARMSEVERYTHING tastes better with Hot Salt. https://firecracker.farm and use code MILK to save when you purchase

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Episode One Hundred ft- Heather Lynn & Solomonica
    May 13 2025

    We somehow made it to episode 100. Here's to another at least a dozen more!


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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • How to Beat Off 100 Men - Time for Pie #99
    May 6 2025

    What do gorilla battle tactics, haunted campsites, explosive drone warfare, and proper butt-washing techniques have in common? This unhinged episode. Gonna need some milk for this one.


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    1 hr and 3 mins