Episodes

  • Ep. 46 - Eturtles....Ha! Get it?
    Nov 10 2021

    Ooo boi! It’s Marvel time again here at Turtle Tales which means that our Turtles have come prepared to discuss the newest piece of content of Marvel’s neverending library, Eternals! Well… at least some of our turtles have come prepared… half, half of our turtles… Tune in to listen to an in depth discussion of this “infamous” superhero flick as the turtles evaluate whether or not this is “Marvel’s All Time Low”...

    But also Thor: The Dark World is a thing so… no.

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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • Ep. 45 - HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR!!!
    Oct 29 2021

    Get ready for the most chaotic episode yet as the Turtles introduce a new member to the team to add some chaotic energy for this SPOOOOOOOOOOKY special episode! How chaotic you ask?!?! Well, in an episode intended to discuss a spooky selection of “Halloweeney” movies, the Turtles discuss our hypothetical gofundme, Lightyear, dream halloween costumes, Talladega Nights, uhh bulges… oh and uh spooky movies of course. PRESENTING THE HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR!!!

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Ep. 44 - Halloween Kills: CAN THEY JUST KILL HIM ALREADY?!
    Oct 20 2021

    “Evil dies tonight”...yeah let’s hope so….

    This week, the Turtles briefly discuss DC Fandome and the trailers that were released including The Batman, Flash, Black Adam, Shazam and more! Additionally, the Turtles talk about the Season 2 finale of Ted Lasso (God that show is so good). Finally, the Turtles review the (sorta?) highly anticipated TWELFTH installment in the Halloween franchise: Halloween Kills!

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Ep. 43 - No Time To Die: There's Actually So Much Time To Die...
    Oct 13 2021

    The name’s Tales….TURTLE TALES!!

    This week, the Turtles take the time to discuss the films they’ve watched recently including the new Netflix remake: The Guilty, Apple Original’s Coda, and the horror cult classic: Rob Zombie’s Halloween. To round out the episode, the Turtles dive into the waters that is Daniel Craig’s final Bond film: No Time To Die - a film that has been heavily delayed time and time again. Did the Turtles have a good time with the 25th installment of the Bond franchise, or did they find that there was actually WAY too much time to die??

    Grab your martini’s (shaken not stirred) and tune in to find out!

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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • Ep. 42 - Venom: Let There Be Carnage: Let It Be Over
    Oct 6 2021

    A NEW MOVIE!!! Haha yes! For weeks, the turtles have been clamoring for anything to discuss. Finally, October has arrived and with it, new content like… Venom: Let There Be Carnage… ugh… we’ll take it. Tune in as the Turtles dive into the newest addition to the “Venom Franchise” as well as reflecting over the first Venom and how it paved the way to… this…

    Oh, we also talk about Ted Lasso Season One, because Ted Lasso cures the depression Venom: Let There Be Carnage causes.

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • Ep. 41 - The Movies That Made Us: A Waddle Down Memory Lane
    Sep 29 2021

    With the only “exciting” news this week being the release of the Illumination’s Mario movie casting, the Turtles wind back that clock to a simpler time: a time where movies just meant enjoying what you saw without needing a deeper meaning. The Turtles discuss the films that left the biggest impact in their childhoods and take a much needed trip down memory lane. Stay tuned to find out who says “OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT MOVIE!” the most!

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    Less than 1 minute
  • Ep. 40 - Malignant: Blatant Ripoff or Original Thriller?
    Sep 22 2021

    This episode, the Turtles discuss a wide variety of content they watched this week. Ranging anywhere from serious, thought provoking dramas such as Dead Poets Society, to surreal comedies such as Swiss Army Man and everything in between. Finally, the Turtle's discuss James Wan's newest film: Malignant. Did the Turtles get scared sh* tless watching this horror/thriller? Or did this film cause them to fall into a dormant state....as if they were a tumor.....waiting to be reawakened....perhaps by getting hit against a wall....? Stay tuned to find out!!!!

    Oh yeah.....also the Hawkeye trailer......yaaaaaaaaaaaaay...... more Marvel content......

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Ep. 39 - In Time: What if Time=Money?
    Sep 15 2021

    With The Matrix Resurrections trailer providing the only dose of new and “exciting” content released this past week, the Turtles were presented with the time necessary to discuss a film that had left them puzzled for nearly ten years. Finally, they have the time to discuss this time-honored classic, In Time. Follow us into this complex and often frustrating breakdown of a world where time… equal… money…

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    1 hr and 18 mins