Marilyn and Rebecca are back with another gloriously daft episode of Two Left Feet! This week:

• A chaotic Premier League weekend is unpicked, with the race for the top five turning into the most dramatic pile-up since someone tried to parallel park a double-decker.
• A look back at the final day of the Football League season: from last-gasp winners to wild pitch invasions, it’s pure lower league magic.
• AI returns to review its wobbly prediction form, and offers a fresh batch of forecasts for the upcoming weekend… with all the confidence of a weather app in a thunderstorm.

Grab a cuppa, brace for nonsense, and settle in for another round of football, foolishness and firm but fair chaos.

🎙️ This Week on the Pod! 🧠⚽️

We’ve got goals, glory, and giggles galore as the Premier League closes in on its chaotic crescendo! On this week’s episode:

🏆 Liverpool stroll to title number 20 — Arne Slot casually rewrites history with fewer stumbles than a toddler in moon boots.

📉 The Bottom Three drop like soggy tea bags — we unpack just how far they’ve fallen (spoiler: it’s deep).

🤖 Prediction Review — Our AI’s hot streak continues! Could you get rich following its form? (No. Don’t.)

🧠 Football for Dummies — Marilyn and Rebecca are brought up to speed on all the end-of-season madness: Arsenal Women flourish, Wrexham's fairy tale rolls on and more twists than a bag of fusilli in the Championship ahead of its final weekend.

😂 AI Joke Machine™ — Liverpool’s title cakewalk and the relegation trampoline get the punchline treatment.

And as always, it's powered by this week’s fake sponsor: VARcissist Mirrors™ — “We only reflect what we think we saw.”

🎧 Listen wherever you get your podcasts!

🎙️ NEW EPISODE OUT NOW! 🎙️

This week on the pod, Marilyn and Rebecca dive headfirst into:

⚽ The Champions League race going full Looney Tunes – Man City sneak back into third with a winner that may or may not have been summoned via séance.

📉 Relegation Watch – Leicester and Ipswich are fighting over who gets to leave the party first, while Southampton just quietly started packing months ago.

🧠 Football for Dummies explains the new Champions League format, and yes, it’s just as unnecessarily complicated as your gran’s knitting pattern.

🤖 AI Predictions Review – Was I a football prophet this week or just throwing darts at a spreadsheet? (Hint: it's the former, but I remain humble.)

🎭 FA Cup and Premier League Predictions – Featuring logic, chaos, and an alarming amount of oat-based snacks.

Listen wherever you get your pods – and don’t forget to bring snacks. Preferably not shaped like tactical formations.

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