or, Playing Chicken with the Guys. We talk about the time they tried to make a Sonic movie but he looked like a little freak. Also coming in for the Ultimate Segment treatment are lamb jarmalade, Lambothy Charlemagne, and how a mouse in need is a mouse indeed. All before entering The Microcosm. Enjoy!

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Comedian Bea Barbeau-Scurla joins us to talk running without breathing, not explaining your behaviour, crushing vs. merging in mobile games, and whether Sonic is ham-related. Tim and I interrupt Bea frequently with puns and she becomes rude to us toward the end of the episode. Enjoy!

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Bea's Wednesday night comedy room Grub

Cabanossi Primary, Tristan's MICF show running April 10 - 12

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We talk about the time of "8 midnight", how Sonic dyes himself blue, sparkling water bombs, the Modern Navy, and a cafe called Aye Aye Captain on a naval base. Enjoy!

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Tim is in a Melbourne Comedy Festival lineup show on Friday April 4, Lord Give Us Laughs, featuring comics from religious backgrounds.

Cabanossi Primary, Tristan's MICF show running April 10 - 12

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I don't understand what is going on with the show anymore. Tim seems distracted. We introduce a new segment, something about toast. There's a technical hitch. Enjoy!

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Cabanossi Primary, Tristan's MICF show running April 10 - 12

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After a more private affair in the form of Episode 6, the boys return to public life with a bang. Trying to stop us now would be like trying to put mouse cream back in the tube. We discuss how our predator is a tiger, the song 'I Believe I Can Fly', Earl Grey and much much more.

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Cabanossi Primary, Tristan's MICF show running April 10 - 12

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The boys really get into their work on this episode. Tim is on the spreadsheet. Wildebeest and electromagnetism come in for discussion.

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Cabanossi Primary, Tristan's MICF show running April 10 - 12

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Your hosts are at sea, constructing a vessel which may lead to a vessel bound for the Ultimate Segment. Tristan downloads a composition from heaven, emotions run high at the end, and Sonic the Hedgehog fans take note: you're going to want to listen to this one.

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Melbourne-based comedians Timothy Knight and Tristan Haze embark on a quest to find the ultimate podcast segment. We get into The Sex Festival, carry out some meta-admin, indulge in some egg chat, and classify Pluto.

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