You Never Go Full Retard.

Episode 11

-Kayla joins the show.

-Raj Patel opens the show.

-Kayla is going roller skating.

-Kayla follows her dreams.

-Barber/hairdresser relationships are vital.

-Women have an ability of detail beyond men.

-The inspiration of tough love I needed to hear.

-I wish I was there for you.

-When you learn to value the relationships in your life.

-Burning relationships because you have an opinion.

-DOGE will expose the government.

-Thank God for Elon Musk.

-President Trump releases all the January 6 prisoners.

-Do you remember Kenny G?

-Tyke Myson toasts.

-The Venus Demilo restaurant rumors.

-RAj Patel offers some insight.

-Raj Patel karaoke The Power of Love

-Raj Patel Karaoke Show me the meaning of being Lonely BSB

-The Star Spangled Banner sing along.

-Kayla Karaoke Fleetwood Mac Dreams.

-Why don’t we do what we enjoy more often.

-Kayla then and now and the influence of friends.

-The Doctor joins the show.

-Derek has a weird fascination with Being lonely BSB.

-Keith Sweat is the all time last dance song.

-A funny Karaoke story.

-PM Dawn retro track “Set aDrift a Memory of You.

-The Doctor offers his insight in regards to the Elon hitler salute.

-America has been broken for a very long time.

-You don’t Pardon people who are not guilty.

-Releasing the J6 protesters was the right thing to do.

-Nancy Palosis daughter filmed a documentary and sold it to HBO.

-Elon purchasing Twitter changed the course of history.

-The Biden administration controlled social media.

-The Truth behind The Wizard OF OZ.

-Whats your favorite childhood movie?

-Favorite Video game.

-It’s freezing in New England.

-Tyke is looking for love.

-Teeth are important.

-Disney ruins everything they purchase.

-Who’s the real villain Batman or the Joker?

-A good cry.

-Raj Patel offers his insight.

Fleetwood Mac Dreams performed by Kayla R

Bro, Put Your F*ckin Pants On!

Live on Tik Tok

Episode 10

-Gary Cabral joins the show.

-Recap, Episode 9 with Ya Boi Loco was awesome.

-Raj Patel has a few questions for our guest.

-Sing along with Bobby and Raj

-Google has created a deep thinking model that they may classify as a living being.

-Woman don’t like high quality toilet paper.

-Raj Patel Vibrational frequency healing.

-Derek doesn’t wipe after he poops.

-Ask the Homeless.

-Alan Swetzler Prank calls Steve.

-Alan Swetzler prank calls a psychic.

-Raj Patel prank calls a psychic.

-Raj Patel needs to fly home.

-The NFL and the Black National Anthem.

-Never go full retard.

-BLM was and is a cancer

-It doesn’t matter, if you're an asshole your an asshole.

-Don’t be made about the way that I feel.

-Tyke Myson joins the show.

-Tyke Myson makes some prank calls.

-Sing along “People Buy Emotions”.

-Raj Patel Joins the show.

-Raj explains the slapping game.

-Karaoke Raj sings Beat It.

-The Doctor toys sings “Another Brick In the Wall”

-Raj Patel Karaoke ‘This Much Is True”

-Raj Patel Karaoke “For whom The Bell Tolls”

-The Inauguration is Monday.

-China is flexing their muscles with drone technology.

-Cease fire declared in Gaza.

-How cool would it be if Canada became the 51st state.

-Greenland wants to join America.

-Drones are more dangerous

- Gary and Bobby have a heated discussion.

-Trump is in danger from the people getting deported have nothing to lose.

-Our neighborhoods are not built to inspire.

-Outro Raj Patel Bad Bitches.

Episode 9 Let Me Tell You Something

YABOI LOCO Joins the show.

-YaBoi Loco and Afroman announce a show.

-A story from the past, Over The Bridge.

-A fine line between adrenaline junkies and suicidal tendencies.

-True friends and the human spirit.

-Two idiots climb Mount Hope bridge.

-Let’s jump out of a plane.

-Raj joins the show.

-Next Level Bobby

-What is matcha?

-Derek has a heart bigger than his brain.

-Your not white, Your Portuguese.

-BLM,Jesse JAckson, Al Sharpton are rich from hate.

-The Kardashians invented bad press.

-Fall River Remembers 911

-Earth Quake in India on 911 killed more people.

-When will we hold the government accountable?

-George Soros received the presidential Medal of Honor?

-Project blue beam

-Alan Swetzler joins the show.

-Prank Call Alan Swetzler has a rash and call Walgreens ..

-Prank Call Devising a diabolical plan.

- Prank Call Alan Swetzler calls a psychic.

-Tyke Myson calls Steve Melo and it doesn’t go well.

-We call Kayla.

-Dont be to extra.

-No Hairy pussy.

-Valentine's day plans?

-When’s the last time you sent your mom flowers?

-Freestyle with Loco

-Karaoke Raj is a Creep

-Karaoke Cold play sky full of stars.

-We are all Azorian.

-Ask Grok how old is the Azores

-Portuguese traditions The Holy Ghost Feast.

-Raj Patel offers enlightenment.

-Men don't share their ideas.

-That one time when Loco climbed the Carolina panther

-A conversation about Derek when he’s not in the room.

“Smack Your Mom” used with full permission from the artist YaBoi Loco

Episode 8 It’s A Guy Wig

-Raj wishes you a Happy New Year and offers some advice.

-Love and loyalty does not equal respect.

-No good deed goes unpunished.

-Grading your friendships.

-Living the life of a hero, You will die a villain.

-The only reviews people read are the bad ones.

-Are you always late?

-Raj you ok?

-We ordered DoorDash

-You can offer advice but most people have to experience the mistake.

-Failing at relationships.

-Hormones play a huge part in relationships but people ignore this.

-Love because you want to, not because you have to.

-Portuguese culture overreacts to everything.

-Men and women mature at completely different rates.

-Do you like ColdPlay?

-Indian street food is disgusting.

-Fasting for 40 days?

-Tyke Myson Joins the show.

-Tyke Myson and Raj Sing “Faithfully”

-A society of complacency.

-complexity in relationships and friendships.

-Friendships and loyalty.

-Weeding out the pieces that don’t fit in your life.

-Thank You Come again.

-There are no predators on the island of Azores.

-Who’s controlling the drones?

-Portuguese fado

-Prank call sextoy Alan Swetzler

-Prank call sextoy The Doctor

-Prank call Alan Swetzler Sex Theropy

-Prank Call TJ MAxx Rice peeler, Posta twirler and invisible umbrella.

-2025 goals

-Chasing money will never make you happy.

-The win is in the Finnish.

-The Eminem effect

-It’s A Guy Wig

-Live event once a month.

-What gets you up in the morning.

- Don’t lose sight of your experience.

-Men get quiet and don’t speak their minds.

-What were we talking about again?

-Raj explains the power of emotions and healing.

-The Doctor joins the show. Karaoke “I’m to Sexy for my Shirt”.

-Karaoke Rush Rush

-Raj Patel Karaoke Purple Rain

• Episode 7 Someone Didn't Pay The Rent.

  • The Christmas Fado

• • Santa Raj joins the show.

  • Cigars, Wines and Whisky

  • Santa Claus and Portuguese culture.

  • Santa Raj Thank You come again.

  • What are you hoping for this Christnas.

  • Head of household traditions.

  • Should your wants be aligned with your goals?

  • Procrastination is the mother of all failures.

  • Why do we set goals on holidays?

  • Drastic moves as opposed to micro moves.

  • Delegating and Time management are the keys to success.

  • Person development programs is big business.

  • If you're the smartest one in the room, you're keeping the wrong company.

  • Fall in love with being uncomfortable.

  • Dealing with difficult customers.

  • Doing business in a Word Of Mouth business model.

  • Hydrogen Water, Myth or Facts.

  • The frogs are turning gay study.

  • The bohemian grove.

  • We drink our pee.

  • The Fall River dump is built next door to the reservoir.

  • Story time with Raj

  • Cows in India.

  • Would you eat bush meat?

  • The soccer team that survived a plan crash and had to eat their teammates. The move “Alive”

  • The doctor makes a call for an olive green dildo.

  • Allen Swetzler makes a call to spice things up and it goes bad.

  • Ebony and ivory karaoke.

  • Raj sings Girl I’m going To Miss You karaoke.

  • David was in New Jersey, UAP sightings.

  • The Government is lying to us.

  • Joe Biden pardoned over 35 death sentences including Terrorist.

  • We are Rome.

  • Is life a lottery?

  • The Five families own the world.

  • Google's quantum chip Willow

  • The Raj experiment.

  • Buyers retreat.

  • A watered down conversation.

  • Tyke Myson has a Christmas message.

  • A Christmas message from the crew.

This is Normal, We Do It All The Time

Episode 6

-My dad is a bigger asshole than your dad.

-Are your parents your conscience?

-We raise copies of ourselves.

-Overcoming your self-inflicted limitations.

-Success has an ora.

-Tapping into the energy stream.

-AI will make us all dumb.

-A Bugs Life the analogy.

-Raj joins the show.

-You Can right a hit song with AI.

-The Doctor is considering a porn career.

-Men ,Woman and orgasms.

-Don’t be sorry ,Be better.

-Raj offers Kayla some romantic advise.

-Kayla take a cruise on Carnival.

-People show their true selves when they are on vacation.

-Ling Ling visits Tahiti

-Dave and his banana boat experience in Aruba.

-Dogs are amazing judges of character.

-Raj explains..

-Just Be you, Don’t keep secrets.

-We impose our morals and expectations on to people.

-“You never buy me flowers.

-Shaving your partner is a sexy experience?

-Bobby breaks out the guitar for citizen of the week.

-The Portuguese landlord

-Allen Switzler calls the physic and the sex shop.

-Donald Trump Comments on the UAP situation.

-Our government and struggle is by design

-Luigi Maggione is a murder and the liberals love him.

-When democrats become republicans.

-Fidel Castro is Justin Trudeau’s father.

-Robin Williams is still alive.

-Allen Swetzler calls the sex shop for lubricant

Episode 5 I’m A Droner With Big Boner.

Kayla Relvinha joins the show.

-Are all Greek people uptight?

-Bobby was black once.

-Why does Hollywood cast black people in traditionally white characters?

-Raj Patel has a TikTok

-Ling Ling joins the show.

-The wet markets in India are disgusting.

-Do you believe you have ever eaten cat?

- Raj Patel vibration frequency healing.

-Thank You Come Again.

-UAPs in New Jersey?

-Raj and his dad go fishing.

-Bobby is a Droner.

-AI will fundamentally change our existence.

-Israel is taking over the Middle East

-Do you have that friend?

-Kayla talks about her past life of Cleopatra.

-Welcome to the show Kayla Relvinha.

-Sushi all the time?

-Say what?!

-I think I have a boner.

-Humble beginnings.

-Zodiacs revealed.

-Woman are unpredictable creatures.

-Go fuck yourself have a nice day.

-Sing along: Talk To Me a Generation dalema.

-The Doctor needs Brazilian cherry flooring.

-The psychic hotline.

-Where are you going with this?

-Raj public service announcement.

-Throwback with This Is How We Do It Montell Jordan.

-Fuck that feeling, the bitch voice.

-You’ll let me know the chances you don’t take.

-Tike Myson wants to fight again.

-A tail of two Derek’s.

-Derek shares his childhood stories, nightmares.

-Open hand bitch slapped.

-Genny from the borough.

-Thank you come again.

-Don’t be late.

-Allen Swetzler calls the psychic hotline.

-Derek on stage.

-Giving advice versus constructive criticism.

-Struggle breeds success.

-Raising a daughter.

-Karaoke outro.

Episode 4 Forget About It

• A Portuguese intro

• Thank you come again.

• Thanksgiving recap.

• The state of Rhode Island is the smallest, most corrupt state in the union.

• Dave’s mafia rundown.

• Boston is like no other place.

• Spirit Airlines JetBlue merger?

• How do we hold the government accountable?

• D.O.G.E

• The constitution is built upon the credibility of our founding fathers.

• Bobby is still feeling like something is coming.

• When the Hollywood elites start leaving the country.

• Kat Williams is a savant.

• Everyone believed they could be famous once.

• Raj Patel mediation.

• Indian food is disgusting.

• Ask Grok. What’s the population of India?

• Multiple personality disorder.

• When an actor wears a dress.

• Lions,Tigers and UAPs Oh My!

• Feliz Navidad

• Thanksgiving 2024 recap

• The universe provides.

• Allen Switzler calls for his 9700 dollars.

• Tike Myson drops bye the studio.

• Dave experiences an equipment malfunction.

• The doctor calls for a boudoir photo shoot.

• What’s under the tree this year.

• If you could see 10 years into the future.

• Tom Brady.

• Toxic masculinity explained.

• We are evolving.

• Tania Fernandes Boston city council indicated.

• The Democrats fucked America and the republicans watched.

• Raising a family is the best excuse to not follow your dreams.

• Facing mortality.

• Dave’s night out.

• Get over yourself.