Episodes

  • Beanies Are Good, Actually
    May 21 2021

    We’re back! Now on Fridays! Blair can’t handle her liquor. Dan’s grandma is worried about his socks. At a certain point one of us sings Roundabout. This was supposed to be a podcast about beanies.

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    39 mins
  • Fun Words to Say: Pithy, Ampersand, Bubble, Proselytizing
    May 5 2021

    BLAIR AND DAN ARE BACK IN THE SAME ROOM! And we celebrate that by, like usual, being all over the place. Everyone is hungry and a little silly. I can’t believe we’ve done this 30 times! 

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    41 mins
  • The 24th Season of the Bachelor is Good, Actually.
    Apr 1 2021

    Two episodes where Dan simply talks too much! An extraordinarily long intro with a lot of talk about an American third party bridges to a very long discussion about the most cruel and brilliant invention in the history of reality television. Names will be dropped, segments will be done, and hopefully Blair will get to talk about something that she’s obsessed with one day.

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    50 mins
  • We Must Protect Phoebe Bridgers at All Costs
    Mar 24 2021

    Full disclosure, we no longer believe this opinion that we wrote almost a year ago. Phoebe can take care of herself! But if you give a listen, after a few bits about one of the more serious Jewish holidays, we present to you a pretty earnest and passionate discussion of an artist we admire and her work! Dan quotes a lot of lyrics, Blair makes excellent points about the creative process, and we discuss our opposite experiences seeing Fall Out Boy in our adolescence.

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    46 mins
  • It’s Pronounced “Cran”
    Mar 18 2021

    Our longest intro ever! We celebrate the birthday week of one of our hosts, and then pivot briefly into discussing the theme of the episode before various tangents. We read a LISTENER opinion!!!! We discuss our complicated feelings about jam bands and Ben & Jerrys! It’s a good time! 

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    47 mins
  • Colin Farrell is the Hottest Person Currently Living
    Mar 10 2021

    Be warned guys this one is a little THIRSTY!!! Blair and Dan talk about the people and things they find hot, Mamma Mia 2, Pancakes, Dan being sick, and we see a triumphant double dose of Why Am I Like This, our great new segment. We hope you enjoy! 

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    49 mins
  • I Hate That I Don’t Love Broccoli
    Feb 24 2021

    WELCOME TO THE BRAIN CHASM. Blair loses her shit about ricotta, Dan’s reality TV addiction might have gone too far, and what was the point of this episode? We don’t remember. Chaos encapsulated. No, no, YOU’RE welcome. 

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    41 mins
  • Authorial Intent Doesn’t Matter, But “Death of the Author” is Impossible
    Feb 17 2021

    It’s a heady opinion, but don’t worry, we don’t stay there for long. We talk about this complicated concept for a second and then, as per usual, break into a bunch of different nonsense, including a brand new, Dan led segment, that may or may not be a winner. Will you listen to this one more than the Twilight one? We’ll see! 

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    47 mins