Valerie takes you to the movies.

By: Valerie Smith
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  • My name is Valerie Smith and I would like to get you safely home. Have you ever tried to tape your laptop to your dashboard so you can watch a movie while driving. Neither have I, but if we've just thought it - someone's done it. I am here to take your imagination to the movies (in what my Pete says is a rather unique way). Come to think of it, I already know it's unique as there wasn't a category for this type of podcast, and I'm not too sure why. I am going to explain what I see (narrate - for those not in the know) a movie and you are going to safely listen. Together we will get you home with your head full of wonder and mystery. That I can guarantee. I should just let you know I might say a swear word on occasion (don't know if I should tick the explicit content box for that...) but if I see rude bits - you will truly have to use your imagination because I will not be going into detail, I may just cough a bit. I have children and I don't want them to think I'm on some sort of seedy side hustle, especially given my voice. There is a 4000 character maximum but I don't think I can fill it so instead of waffling (which I don't often do - so you'll be fine), we'll get right to it - Valerie takes you to the movies. By the way that picture is me, Valerie.

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Episodes
  • Valerie Smith narrates Replicas Part 3
    Dec 6 2023

    Well hello, Valerie here! It's been a while hasn't it. Here we go, let's get rid of this movie and appreciate it's ending. Replica's part 3 takes us on a journey to a boat yard where we don't get on a boat. We see Keanu running at least 3 times and they end up with 3 kids at the end, (sorry if that's a spoiler). So all the 3s today. Enjoy as you get safely home using your imagination to watch a movie.

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    24 mins
  • Valerie Smith narrates Replicas Part 2
    Jun 11 2023

    After a spate of the collywobbles I find myself back for part 2. Don't you worry it's 30mins long as I find it hard to believe that anyone can concentrate and drive for an hour - perhaps if you are, pull over for a coffee and when you get back in catch up on another podcast. In this episode we join Keanu on the toilet and have time to have a bit of a chat about the King of England. We also learn in the podcast that Mona can run - just not that fast. I am Valerie Smith, and this is me getting you home safely while you watch a movie in your imagination. Take care lovelies.

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    30 mins
  • Valerie Smith narrates Replicas Part 1
    May 26 2023

    Hello, Valerie here! What can I say, wonder and mystery is a definite with this first half of Replicas. I have to be honest I did not know it made a loss at the box office or that it scored 1 out of 5 Rotten Tomatoes when I picked it. Treat this a pilot - most are average. That being said, you are driving safely home and your ears and brains are being entertained. In this episode you'll find out that cars don't get dirty in muddy rain, people can grow in gold fish bowls, you can make your family forget that they had a sibling/daughter and no-one is awake in Puerto Rico at night. That about covers it - enjoy lovelies.

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    1 hr

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