Hey Kitty Cats! This week’s episodes were a rollercoaster. In Ep 14, we got a new concept for the firepit: the doors! Did they do this so Huda didn't go crazy?! (We think so). The Islanders had to make brutal save-or-dump decisions (bye sweet sweet Jalen 🫣). Then in Ep 15, we get QUEEN Megan Thee Stallion...literally such a fun episode! + New bombshells crashed the villa...one slays, one...not so much. Grab a little treat, your best VM rings, and enjoy the show!

Grab your Sweet Tooth necklace and your emotional support claw ring besties! Vera, Cassie, and Zoie are back to dissect the most iconic two episodes of the season. Episodes 12+13.

America decided to stir the pot by pairing the three fresh bombshells with the existing Islanders because why let peace exist?

• Cue the most chaotic recoupling yet. (We secretly, not-so-secretely loved it)

• Amaya chose drama and voted Charlie out, leaving Hannah crying in her little villa bed over her “best friend.” We love you Amaya but WHAT?

• Meanwhile, the Jeremiah/Huda breakup was… rough. We can already see the couple crumbling from here.

• Nick called out Jeremiah for not backing Huda, despite being the one who literally voted her off??? These men are making 0 sense.

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Love Island US Season 7 just dropped, and so did our grip on reality (this show is all we'll be thinking about for the next couple of months). This week, we’re breaking down the first couple of episodes which means first couplings and immediate red flags with special commentary from our Gen Z connoisseur intern, Zoie, who keeps us honest and chronically online.

Who gave main character energy right away?
Who’s already sending us into a spiral?
Who’s serving background character? (no offense)

We’re locked in and definitely judging everyone. Welcome to the villa, meow!