Episodes

  • S1E6 - Hungry Hungry Hippos and Egyptology

    S1E6 - Hungry Hungry Hippos and Egyptology
    Oct 29 2024
    It's the SpOoOoOkY Halloween episode! This time, Mags and Bernie are making a kooky stop-motion adventure starring the Hungry Hungry Hippos - going all the way back to 2500 BC! Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Sidescroller Verdict! Plus... another show...

    Sidescroller Verdict! Plus... another show...
    Sep 5 2024
    In this special bonus episode, it's time to reveal whether Mags and Bernie have a movie! After that, you'll get a little looksie at the latest season of their OG podcast, Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica. Subscribe to Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    37 mins
  • S1E5 - Sidescroller with Jason Statham

    S1E5 - Sidescroller with Jason Statham
    Jul 26 2024
    This one came to Magenta in a dream... a SIDESCROLLER video game movie. Starring JASON STATHAM. If the left side of the screen catches up with him... HE DIES. That's really all you need to know. Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • S1E4 - Furby and The Book Of Revelation

    S1E4 - Furby and The Book Of Revelation
    Jun 24 2024
    It's time to make a very respectful, very true-to-the-source-material, religious epic on a blockbuster scale! Magenta and Bernard are adapting The Book Of Revelation with an all-star cast. Of Furbies. Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • S1E3 - Sylvanian Families and TikTok Tradwives

    S1E3 - Sylvanian Families and TikTok Tradwives
    May 21 2024
    It's a long one today! Because there's a lot to say about SYLVANIAN FAMILIES! Magenta and Bernard devise a dark, satirical horror movie starring the little felted friends, and co-starring the sexiest animal-hybrid vampire you've ever seen. Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • S1E2 - Rubik's Cube and BDSM

    S1E2 - Rubik's Cube and BDSM
    Apr 30 2024
    Magenta and Bernard plan a new Hollywood smash, this time revolving around a GENERIC PUZZLE CUBE (definitely not affiliated with Rubik's Cube, this is personal opinion, satire and parody, please don't try to destroy us). CW: sexy sex talk, mild substance abuse Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    39 mins
  • S1E1 - Polly Pocket and String Theory

    S1E1 - Polly Pocket and String Theory
    Apr 16 2024
    Join Magenta and Bernard for the first instalment of their brand new podcast - WHAM! First in the spotlight - Polly Pocket. How can the tiny clamshell-dwelling pixie be turned into a hit movie? And what could it possibly have to do with... string theory? Listen now to find out. Support Mags & Bernie on Ko-fi Find out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    35 mins
  • Trailer: WHAM!

    Trailer: WHAM!
    Apr 2 2024
    WHAM: We Have A Movie is the new podcast from Long Cat Media! Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really. From the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents. Support Long Cat Media on Ko-fi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 min