The Real Housewives of Miami returned, and we’re live in Seattle to recap it! Larsa has broken up with Marcus and Alexia has broken up with Todd, but Marysol will never break up with cockies!

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Next Gen NYC tries to blend Ariana into the mix, but Charlie considers himself a higher level nepo baby. At least Georgia has learned to wash her hands. Now public toilet seat training can begin! You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for our final Seattle and LA tour dates on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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It’s our last night of freedom before Jax is let out of rehab onThe Valley; so the gang changes the name of his restaurant for a night and throws Britt a party. Thankfully, Jessie is here to remind us that Jax is the true victim and all of this. Douche. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for our final Seattle and LA tour dates on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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This week on Crappy Hour, we welcome special guest Justinian Huang (@justinianhuang) to talk about his new book Lucky seed, all of the entrances and exits on Bravo and Brit suing the network for 20 million buckaroos. We're live every other Monday at 530 PT!

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Below Deck gives a second chance to a sweet Frenchie, who comes on board to rescue the boat from a foodless season, and someone has a wiener ring. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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There’s trouble in paradise on Love Hotel when Shannon realizes she has coupled up with someone as overdramatic and emotional as herself. Watch out Earl! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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This is part one of a two-part recap!

There’s trouble in paradise on Love Hotel when Shanan realizes she has coupled up with someone as overdramatic and emotional as herself. Watch out Earl! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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Top Chef: Destination Canada takes us to Milan where Olympiads help the chefs make risotto. It’s a feat. To watch this as a video recap, listen to our Trailer Trash and Road Trip bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for our final Mounting Hysteria Tour in Seattle June 12 and LA June 19 are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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