If you or someone you know struggles with Venereal Harissa please reach out to your closest SDTB.  We don't need to struggle alone.  

M is for the way you M at me.  E is for the way you E at me.  G is very very extra Ginarry.  T is a letter that starts with Tony and Meg.  (to the tune of that song that goes like L is for the way you look at me)

I don't know, I tried, definitely didn't work out.  Here are the lyrics to the Friends theme song to make up for it.  

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but

I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

You're still in bed at ten
And work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast
So far, things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought
You down to your knees that

I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for…