Something has survived…the search for more money. If you thought that Dinosaur Murder Island Site A was scary, wait till you see Dinosaur Murder Island Site B! John Hammond is assembling a team, some new, some old, to go save the dinos from a roving band of mercenaries made up of those uncles your family doesn’t talk to anymore. And yet, in light of all that, we get the biggest surprise of all. A well-developed character, maybe even the most well-developed JP character we’ve ever seen. So pack you plot armor, brush up on your gymnastics, and please DON’T pet the baby dinosawwrs as we journey to The Lost World: Jurassic Park!

Robot children assassins! Thumb thumbs! Floops’ Fooglies! Submarine car! Make sense? Of course not, but that doesn’t matter because this movie is a BLAST. Join Carmen and Junie as they go to save their parents from evil science magic. Will they save Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino? Will Alan Cumming just get to make his art? Will Tony Shalhoub and Robert Patrick conquer the world? Are we just name-dropping now? Grab your spy gear and instant Big Macs and take an hour and a half to become Spy Kids with us! And we cannot forget, UNCLE MACHETE.

Holy radioactive rigatoni! Welcome to the land of Tim Burton, er, Henry Sellick. Where the buildings are pointy, the parents are dead, and the aunts are psychotic. Meet our hero, his name is JAMES. And if you forget, don't worry. He'll remind you about 16 times in one song (that's right there's songs too). Come join us as we follow James and his new insect buds aboard one big ass peach as they go in search of the plot. Creepy Petes, Mecha-Sharks, Skellingtons, and of course. GHOST RHINOS. Confused? That's ok, it's a metaphor. For what? Who's to say! Nicole and James (the other one) are back after a break with the bizarre tale of James & The Giant Peach!