In this episode, Dave Steele (Will Riker’s Sex Beard Podcast - https://willrikerssexbeard.buzzsprout.com) returns for an episode of learning. Lessons learnt include:

Why Dean is wrong about Spirographs.

Why the Spanish jump over babies.

What’s the most rubbish fish is.

and

What the Slenderman does for a living.

Spirograph - https://youtu.be/9XbZJSH-T1I?si=UYpAfmhjCR5Edex5

El Colacho Festival - https://youtu.be/b7EXSKI2NMs?si=0HieSpbZ_lWqzXvL

The Devil Hole Pupfish - https://youtu.be/McUgViRo5bU?si=2TyCy8BxbqcM1KGD

Wikipedia – Slender Rising - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slender_Rising

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In this episode, Dean and Simon promote Dean’s new book (available below and in all good bookshops) by discussing taxidermy marital aids and daft felt headwear for protecting the gentleman motorist before finishing themselves off by dialing in on Wikipedia.

Squirrel head buttplug - https://imgur.com/nrzT3fA

That video Dean mentioned about a squirrel assault course - https://youtu.be/hFZFjoX2cGg?si=xfzRo85MTfhSqPGN

Felt safety cap advert - https://imgur.com/xGo5Apw

Wikipedia – 999 (number) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/999_(number)

Link to buy Dean’s new book - https://www.awesomebooks.com/book/9780241679593/why-your-parents-are-hung-up-on-your-phone-and-what-to-do-about-it

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In this episode, Dean and Simon remember a challenging egg game and then literally look up a dinosaur. At the end of the episode Simon learns about someone and likes them.

Dizzy - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dizzy_(series)

Photo of a dinosaur’s fluffer - https://imgur.com/UIw5qI6

Wikipedia – The Nanny Season 5 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nanny_season_5

Fran Drescher’s speech - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4SAPOX7R5M

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In this episode, your hosts watch an instructional video from an American politician and then monkey about with an expensive ape before Dean gets quizzed on bands in an exciting Random Wikipedia Section that defied the editor.

Sen. Eric Adams Combating Gun Violence - https://youtu.be/sk2Wc4Y5CxE?si=2p92ev480uF1XXoc

Lifesize ape man figuring - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/763447854/lifesize-ape-man-figurine-surreal-large?load_webview=1&bid=tGfW4Ohlj7g4p0oUdMGmgYtBXzoZ

Wikipedia – Hurricane Festival - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Festival

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In this episode, Dean and Simon get all cheesy as they watch a man waste food and then they have a look at some cubic dogs. This week's Random Wikipedia Article section brings up the rear as information on a historic publishing company leads to a discussion of poetry, peep-hole publicans and the mildly erotic French arts.

3 Day Grilled Cheese Sandwich - https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/1ef9cws/3_day_grilled_cheese_sandwich/

Cubic Dogs - https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/06/03/shaving-dogs-heads-cubes-straight-lines-shapes_n_7500536.html

Spherical dog - https://imgur.com/a/V8JmD8z

Wikipedia - Chapman & Hall - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapman_%26_Hall

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In this episode, Dean and Simon have a look at a machine for forcing trees to return your affection and then they witness the latest developments in androids – they can smile now listener. Finally, in an extraordinary development, all the threads are pulled together as they take a visit to a very small place in Germany.

Tree hugging machine - https://www.instagram.com/p/C4uGkCjoteN/

Smiling Robots - https://www.npr.org/2024/06/29/nx-s1-5022578/robot-smile-face-skin-uncanny-valley

Wikipedia - Velsdorf - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velsdorf

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In this episode, Simon calls in to help Dean criticise a coffee shop that demands to see the customers’ smile, then an analysis of a surfing competition for dogs descends into spoilers for the first ten minutes of The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon. Finally, marsupials are discussed and Dean reveals which former guest is a Taco Bell hound.

Shop that makes you smile for the camera before you are allowed in - https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1e6lj6p/a_cafe_has_developed_a_sensor_whose_door_only/

Dog surfing competition - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m6TXBzUV9g

Wikipedia – Calaby's Pademelon - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calaby%27s_pademelon

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In this episode, Dean and Simon look at mascot for a defunct fast-food chain with baldness and depression and then Simon grills Dean on his dog habits as they look at a dog’s bandana/billboard. They finish off by ranking the intolerances in a science heavy Random Wikipedia Article Section.

Nathan Rabin’s article on Rax’s Mr Delicious advertising campaign - https://www.nathanrabin.com/happy-place/2020/11/9/the-short-sad-strange-life-of-mr-delicious

‘I love my wife’ dog bandana for dogs -

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/196279353108?itmmeta=01J47HS0BF0BFNQD257SDQ4JDJ&hash=item2db3293f14:g:jSQAAOSwdjZl5-5q&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAAwD70vGZcseqL6ytJuPqIOCip9oYmt%2BdXrtYnzVuBJVVXtMsRYFOS7xacL7UcgT84wus9rtPXT8%2FWyzpthAleNg8UGVFN31MVB1ojP1c%2BJNXagtlxBEHUUgweC4O8%2FqHa7yuSgNGLyGJG1WRVa3QwRRf9pv%2FyMWqMI5Wz1ZQuiG6vrCVtgPcvXFIejUnjHBGobbFOAvqCQU2GTWKGX0ShGJK7H8%2BZPf6wwjgfu2ILMPRNI6jxFnibFxKKZDU30x1ybg%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR-qF5PGhZA

Wikipedia – Lactate racemase - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactate_racemase

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