Jake is applying for French citizenship so knee-deep in paperwork, but not too bust to spend 25 minutes talking to Henning about Mountains. The German Comedy Ambassador and former ski tour guide is surprisingly knowledgable about mountains, although he was responsible for the off piste near death of several Germans, but we can look back on it now and have a good laugh.

Henning also makes a decent stab at answering Jake's question "What is the best thing to do if you get caught in an avalanche?" and there is a brief tour, with mountain heights, of the Lake District from the back-on-Eastenders star.

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In this episode the German Comedy Ambassador tries eagerly to pry into Jake's bank account while the actor reveals there is no parity in the earning power of Eastenders stars. It's all a bit awkward as money is one of the things that you just don't talk about but the boys mange to do so for nearly 25 minutes.

Taxes, health care, the stock market and gambling, all the fun stuff, is here.

There is a very long pregnant pause though so it would have been a bit shorter had Henning responded quicker after Jake's statement that the "Euro is bollocks"

Next time...it's Mountains.

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Henning and Jake return and TABLES are the subject, although there is really very little about tables after all. They are sitting at one though when they record this podcast.

On this episode, Henning is quick to point out the flaws in communism and Jake may have rumbled one of Britains most famous psychics. Neither have much to do with tables as such, but have a listen and see if you can figure out how they got there.

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