• #13 Santa With Muscles
    Jun 24 2025

    Happy Monday! Or is it? Honestly, Natalie is pretty bummed out on Sunday night thinking about the week ahead. But podcasting makes her happy, so it's all good. Natalie takes you through the google doc where she keeps track of all of her jokes. She comes across one that can't be used now, but man, she sure is ready for the future. She's also feeling proud of herself for making spring rolls from scratch; it's her biggest accomplishment of the week.

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    24 mins
  • #12 A Little Spicy
    Jun 20 2025

    Natalie is back again, sooner than expected. She's trying to crank out more pods because the people have spoken, and the people want more episodes! Today, she is sorting through her feelings about a recent text to her ex. Earlier this morning, she went for a run, and the heat got to her. Natalie is also in the process of finding new doctors in NYC, but the real MVP is her gynecologist, Dr. Lam. Natalie ends the episode by answering questions from the listeners.



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    21 mins
  • #11 Red Carpet, Green Room
    Jun 14 2025

    In this episode, Natalie tells you about her first-ever red carpet experience at the premiere of "Materialists" while she re-heats a pizza. Then, she answers your questions! Natalie shares some self-care tips, and explains why she loves being single. She takes you through her very minimal makeup routine, and tries to figure out what's "in" for the summer.

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    23 mins
  • #10 A Ferret On Each Eye
    Jun 7 2025

    This week, Natalie is busy preparing for her first ever red carpet! What's it for? She cannot say. But she will post about it soon, so stay tuned! Her red carpet prep includes eyelash extensions and ordering "contraptions" for under her dress. Natalie also gets into a less-than-ideal situation in her building's laundry room, and learns that parents are just trying to keep their kids busy. She ends the episode by reading a heartwarming Reddit comment about the podcast, and shares why it means so much to her.

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    26 mins
  • #9 You Need To Plug Things
    May 30 2025

    This week, Natalie answers "would you rather" questions from the listeners! The takeaway: Deep dish pizza and soup are indistinguishable from one another, in her opinion.

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    26 mins
  • #8 I Don't Know Who Paul Is
    May 21 2025

    Natalie is back after a busy two weeks! She recorded clips throughout the hiatus, but just didn't have time to edit them until now. In this episode, she tells you about some fun work events and the "stress" of getting ready for them. In other news, she can't believe grocery store prices, and is still looking for summer pants. She also reads a funny and strange scam email. Natalie is excited about a set in Brooklyn, and surprisingly, people DO want to see a comedy show on a rainy Wednesday night. The construction on her apartment building is almost finished, and she is thrilled. The highlight of her week is going to an Anya Marina concert... in Paul's living room!

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    43 mins
  • #7 My Cheeks Hurt w/ Queen Angela (Natalie's Mom)
    Apr 27 2025

    Queen Angela (Natalie's mom) has arrived! She is visiting Natalie in NYC, and they're having a great week. Here's what you need to know: They are on cloud nine after seeing Nikki Glaser's stand-up tour, Angela is not a fan of taking the subway, and Natalie is historically uncreative when it comes to naming things. They also share their dream talkshow guests... but Angela doesn't care if her lineup talks at all. In fact, she would prefer if they didn't.


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    26 mins
  • #6 Double Shampoo
    Apr 22 2025

    This week, Natalie is doing something a little different. Honestly, she was too busy to record a "week in the life." What did she do last week? She actually has no idea. Anyway, in this episode, Natalie sits down to tell you about the *very specific* things she loves most in life... A post-run matcha? Yes please. Performing a great stand-up set? Hell yeah. Double shampooing? Groundbreaking.




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    27 mins