Episodes

  • Worms and Watermelons
    Jun 24 2025

    Lyrics:

    I was once one of three I had a good view of the trees, I roamed

    (My thirst is so unquenchable My claws are so unclinchable )

    Scratching is my way Same thing every say, I roam

    Thought I was blazing a path Aviary inspiration,the loam

    First the girl was gone Then her brother too, soon followed.

    Worms and watermelon Habits not worth breaking My life is easy living But inside my heart is breaking

    Gone like a flutter of wings Now human are my ev- (rything)

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    7 mins
  • Felony Lane Gang
    Jun 16 2025

    Lyrics:

    They’re still around Look out Started in Ft. Lauderdale and travel along the coast

    To the Midwest Nearby They are a smash and grab gang Steal purses and bags Hmmm hmmmm

    Chorus: Busy parking lots (gyms, churches) pose as the victim to try (to cash in) checks or make withdrawals (of cash) out of the account (of the victim) Don’t you know their name Tell me what’s their name

    We are A felony Felony Lane felony lane gang

    Hard to see We breeze right by Blink … and you will find You’ve already missed us Hmmm hmmmm

    Chorus: Busy parking lots (gyms, churches) pose as the victim to try (to cash in) checks or make withdrawals (of cash) out of the account (of the victim) Don’t you know their name Felony Lane Gang! Tell me what’s their name Felony Lane Gang!

    Instrumental

    Chorus: Busy parking lots (gyms, churches) pose as the victim to try (to cash in) checks or make withdrawals (of cash) out of the account (of the victim) Don’t you know their name Felony Lane Gang! Tell me what’s their name Felony Lane Gang!

    We are A felony Felony Lane felony lane gang

    Hard to see We breeze right by Blink … and you will find You’ve already missed us Hmmm hmmmm

    Chorus: Busy parking lots (gyms, churches) pose as the victim to try (to cash in) checks or make withdrawals (of cash) out of the account (of the victim) Don’t you know their name Felony Lane Gang! Tell me what’s their name Felony Lane Gang!

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    7 mins
  • Purple Earth
    Jun 10 2025

    Lyrics:

    Single-celled organisms Spread themselves around Retinal brings the purple before The version we know now Purple Earth As strange as it sounds Life forms may have painted our planet With shades of purple not of green Purple Earth As strange as it seem

    Sunlight was still abundant enough To shine through the hazy sky Represent the red and the blue Yellow is a lie Purple Earth As strange as it sounds Life forms may have painted our planet With shades of purple not of green Purple Earth As strange as it seem

    Ride that rainbow Hostile Archaeon Retro

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    4 mins
  • You Know Me
    May 19 2025

    Lyrics:

    What was once made you proud Maybe because it was not allowed You brag of your own infamy And wink at the chicanery Everything seems too hard You have to abbreviate Offer plenty people Often point pretty

    You were driving down to Alabama Your family made the journey A gag about Alabama Yeah you know me

    The kids these days don’t feel that way They’ve seen it all They can have anything And don’t want it They’re all about operating They don’t want it They’re all about blocking

    Everything seems too hard You have to abbreviate Offer plenty people Often point pretty So they spoke as they went away and the heart within me laughed over how my name and my perfect planning had fooled him

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    8 mins
  • White Smokin Pope
    May 12 2025

    Lyrics:

    Lizzie says When the smoke is Dotting the sky with white It’s time to stop looking back You were there You know who set the fire And now you find yourself Staring at flowers

    I am not referring to A smoking pope who’s also white Not like he’s attractive He’s an old man with a robe I’m not into that are you I guess it’s okay if you are But what I meant was A statement about the smoke

    White token smoke Smoking hot from Chicago Your house is done burning White smokin’ pope

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    6 mins
  • Porous Doris
    May 5 2025

    Lyrics: Porous Doris, the absorber of sound When you’re getting your jam on you don’t Want her around She’s cramping your style and she’ll ruin your luck She doesn’t mean to but she can’t help to suck

    If you play music then you should know Only bring your solid friends with you to shows But if you’re recording she’s the lady for you She will preserve you from the stomps of shoes

    Come on Doris Stand over there You’re a nice girl Watch from the stair

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    6 mins
  • Meme Attack
    Apr 29 2025

    Lyrics:

    Gene Wilder’s smiling

    I feel scared

    Smiling eyes brightly like

    Butterflies

    They know my address

    It’s autofilled

    Defeating me easily

    Like they say they will

    Minding my own business

    Having a snack

    Out of the wiring

    A meme attack

    Nobody considered

    How the robots fight back

    No real weapon

    But a meme attack

    44 chuckies stare at me at night

    I bought them with my mom’s phone

    Lit with inside light

    Hacked to death by

    Wandering eye

    Find myself consumed by flames

    This is fine

    Minding my own business

    Having a snack

    Out of the wiring

    A meme attack

    Nobody considered

    How the robots fight back

    No real weapon

    But a meme attack

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    6 mins
  • A Well-Lit Room
    Apr 21 2025

    I was never afraid of the dark

    Sweating as I was in a well-lit room

    Even the shadows were arranged

    Strategically

    To guarantee

    your victory

    Swallow up the darkness

    a million midnights less

    stars are ever blinking

    You can blink right back

    Swallow up the darkness

    a million midnights less

    Stars are ever blinking

    No one changed their batteries

    You have

    to believe

    Consensus means

    Everything

    I’m perpetually

    starving

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    5 mins