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A Down and Dirty Christmas
- Narrated by: Devra Woodward, C. J. Mission, Erin Mallon, Lance Greenfield
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
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Publisher's summary
Warning: Get ready to spend the holidays on the naughty list!
Snowed in with the Boss
I’m a gentleman in the boardroom and a boss in the bedroom. I’ve also been secretly in love with my too-innocent-for-her-own-good executive assistant, Jane, for years. But any woman on my staff is off-limits.
Until the night I’m snowed in at the office with Jane...the same night I discover she’s looking for a tutor in the art of seduction...the night I decide to make her mine....
Snowbound with the Billionaire
"Kneel for me, Kitten. I want more than your mouth under the mistletoe tonight...."
What’s hotter than spending Christmas Eve snowed in with the girl who got away? Proving to her that we deserve a second chance at a sweet and sinful forever love.
Masquerade with the M
I knew the day I said goodbye to Ivy Prescott that I'd never find another woman like her.
Now, we’re both six years older, and my innocent Ivy has become an irresistible woman who’s ready to learn all the wicked things I have to teach her.
Her lesson will begin with a dress, a mask, and an invitation to play all the reindeer games....
These three steamy holiday novellas can be enjoyed alone or together. No cheating, and all the naughty ever after!
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- MA Reader
- 12-13-20
Short and steamy
I own one of these books as a standalone, but loved having all three novellas together. I have a 40 minute commute every day and novellas are PERFECT to get me to and from where I need to go without leaving me aching to sit in the car and listen to more. These were hot, emotional, dirty, occasional sad or funny, and unique. I know I'll listen again. And great narrators! Really blew me away. Would recommend for those who like shorter romances.
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- Ap2514
- 12-22-19
A very sexy Christmas
I read each of these books individually but I was so excited to see them offered as an audio box set. They are full of the fun and flirty characters that I have come to expect from this author. Throw in a little holiday cheer and sexy time and you have a must read.
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- Vj
- 01-04-20
This is good.
This audiobook felt rushed to me. Not as smooth and as engaging as her other books, the characters were ok and there is plenty of hot thing in it, not my favorite, to hurt to want be in pain is there thing, with a happy end, All the stories in this audiobook have the same cain vibe of submission. Be side that, this have was a nice narration.
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