Dirty Thoughts and Awkward Boners
Sexy Short Stories from a Former Stripper
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Narrated by:
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Nella G. Citino
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By:
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Erin Louis
About this listen
After 20 years as a stripper, I have a few stories to tell. And after three books about dancing, I've told most of them. This collection has all the filthy fantasies and never-before-told naughty tales that I left out of my other books. Plus a few sexy photos. Sometimes funny but always dirty, it's smut for the sheer fun of it.
PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.
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- Dianne Foote
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Unexpected!!
After meeting the author on Threads wasn’t sure what to expect with this book. I was pleasantly surprised, these little anecdotes were deliciously, delightful and added spice to my day. Chap 4 is my fave. Enjoy!!
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