
The Virgin Romance Novelist Chronicles
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Narrated by:
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Andi Arndt
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Jeffrey Kafer
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By:
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Meghan Quinn
From USA Today best selling Author Meghan Quinn, comes a hilarious romantic comedy that will touch your heart and cause you to roar with laughter as you escape into Rosie Bloom's attempt to write a romance novel.
"Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...."
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
Goodness, I have no idea what I'm doing. I’m a virgin attempting to write a romance novel and I'm having an impossible time trying to write a passionate and swoon-worthy love scene worthy of being published, thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen, step outside my comfort zone, and gain some real life experience through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. But losing my "flower" is proving to be much tougher than expected....
This is the story of my awkward, humiliating, and slightly terrifying life, but like all romance novels, I know it will end in a happily ever after. At least that's what I keep telling myself.
Warning: Listen in the confines of your own home due to random outbursts of laughter. If you are addicted to cliffhangers, getting your heart ripped out of your chest, and feeling like a bulldozer just plowed through your stomach, then this audiobook is not for you. if you like peeing your pants and crying from laughing so hard, then please continue listening.
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5 thousand stars
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Laughed so hard I peed my pants
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Hilariously perfect!
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The characters are truly lovable and interesting. The narrator helps you see the story and keeps it interesting.
If you like romantic comedy you will love this book.
Hilarious and Sweet
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But overall great story
Great story
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- The Virgin Romance Novelist –
This story is sweet and full of laughs. And that ending, love!
Rosie is 23, a virgin, and trying to write a romance novel. She needs experience and is ready to put herself out there and date. Let's just say that what ensues is filled with laughter, awkward moments, and some heartache.
I truly enjoyed this story. This could have been titled - Rosie's Crazy Dating Adventures, LOL. If it could happen to this girl, it did. Honestly, there were times I couldn’t believe that a 23 year old could be so naive about so many things, but it sure kept the story interesting. I loved Rosie's roommates Delaney and Henry. The three are best friends and share everything, and I mean everything. Get ready for some laughs and to be swooned.
This story is entertaining, heartwarming, and leaves a smile on your face.
- The Randy Romance Novelist –
Oh gosh, Rosie and Henry are so cute together. I loved getting to see them as a couple, their lives together, and what was to come for them. Rosie’s her quirky self and Henry is so sweet and patient. They’re a great couple. Such a fun, sweet story.
Sweet and oh so fun!
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The narrators are great, they did an incredible job at making you feel the characters embarrassment, awkwardness, sadness, anger, and happiness. Having said that, this audiobook seems like two books in one and I barely made it through the first book. I stopped to write this review and delete the audiobook about an hour into the second book.
I give kudos to the author for her writing. She uses her words carefully so the reader/listener can feel what the characters feel. The characters and the story are ridiculously cringeworthy and listening to Rosy’s dates and mishaps made me face palm more times than I care to count.
If you like romance stories about losing your virginity and a main character that is frustratingly dense and naive, this audiobook is for you.
So awkward
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I have tears!
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I laughed so hard
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oh WOW!!
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