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Bebe Harper
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Jo has no idea what she's getting into as she picks up a hitchhiker on a dark country road. Turns out he's an alien, and he and his friend need help to find a crashed spaceship to escape this planet before a terrible fate catches up with them.
When one of the aliens goes into a breeding rut, Jo must decide how far she's willing to go to help her new friends.
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Wild Men of Alaska
- By: Tiffinie Helmer
- Narrated by: Erin Bennett
- Length: 13 hrs and 34 mins
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Intense.... Rugged.... Sexy.... Untamed.... A collection of four novellas in the Wild Men of Alaska series.
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Pretty good series :D
- By Malinda on 05-08-15
By: Tiffinie Helmer
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The Lost Savior
- By: Siobhan Davis™
- Narrated by: Lexi Richmond, Cooper North, Raviv Ullman, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
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Tori King is a normal senior in high school. Head over heels in love with her childhood sweetheart, she is busy making plans for college when a chance encounter with an alien bounty hunter turns her world upside down. Now she's experiencing terrifying changes and developing supernatural abilities that leave her questioning her entire existence.
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DO IT!
- By Rebecca L. on 04-10-19
By: Siobhan Davis™
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Bunny and the Bear
- By: Eve Langlais
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
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Bears and bunnies aren't supposed to mix, or that's what Chase keeps telling himself when his bouncy new neighbor won't stay out of his business - and his mind. However, the more he gets to know his overly perky neighbor, the more he craves her. It's a desire worse than his addiction to honey and pie.
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How did this narration get approved????????
- By Kindle Customer on 05-31-17
By: Eve Langlais
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Beauty Dates the Beast
- Midnight Liaisons Series, Book 1
- By: Jessica Sims
- Narrated by: Leah Mallach
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
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WANTED: Single human female to join charming, wealthy, single male were-cougar for a night of romantic fun - and maybe more. Me: The tall, sensuous, open-minded leader of my clan. You: A deliciously curvy virgin who's intimately familiar with what goes bump in the night. Must not be afraid of a little tail. Prefer a woman who's open to exploring her animal nature. Interest in nighttime walks through the woods a plus. My turn-ons include protecting you from the worst the supernatural world has to offer.
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Over...noooo!
- By Jennifer on 05-29-12
By: Jessica Sims
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Trust the Focus
- In Focus, Book 1
- By: Megan Erickson
- Narrated by: Marc Bachmann
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
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With his college graduation gown expertly pitched into the trash, Justin Akron is ready for the road trip he planned with his best friend, Landry, and ready for one last summer of escape from his mother's controlling grip. Climbing into the Winnebago his father left him, they set out across America in search of the sites his father had captured through the lens of his Nikon.
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Trust The Focus
- By SoCalBookFiend on 02-21-18
By: Megan Erickson
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Pack and Coven
- By: Jody Wallace
- Narrated by: Eve Bianco
- Length: 10 hrs and 47 mins
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Harry Smith is a lone wolf, and he likes it that way. When he's targeted to be coalpha of the local pack, there is only one thing he can do to maintain his freedom: flee. But it'll take a miracle to stay a step ahead of shifters in their own territory. June Travis has been in love with Harry for years, but he doesn't know her real identity. He sees her as the sweet owner of the local tearoom - the facade June presents to humans and werewolves to keep them from finding out she's a witch. She may not be able to offer Harry a miracle, but she can help him escape.
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A Fun Read
- By Maria on 06-18-12
By: Jody Wallace
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Dangerously Mine
- By: A. M. Griffin
- Narrated by: Simone Lewis
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
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After aliens invade and conquer Earth, Eva is transported to a distant slave-trading planet. Freedom and escape are her only priorities, but none of her martial arts training could have prepared her for enslavement to the warrior King Taio. Eva finds herself drawn to this sexy alien male who ignites her heart and body. Taio is disgusted with the idea of owning a slave - until now. From the moment he sees her, he knows Eva is his for the taking. Torn between lust and duty, Taio discovers nothing will stop him from protecting his little warrior.
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Starting strong, ending as a pushover
- By Mel on 02-24-14
By: A. M. Griffin
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Spiral of Need
- Mercury Pack, Book 1
- By: Suzanne Wright
- Narrated by: Jill Redfield
- Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
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Ally Marshall isn't just a wolf shifter - she's a Seer. But a girl doesn't exactly need special powers to know that Derren Hudson despises her entire kind. Disdain practically rolls off the Beta of the Mercury Pack... disdain mixed with a healthy dose of desire. And no matter how much the ruggedly handsome male appeals to her, this is one call of the wild she's determined to ignore.
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FULL OF ACTION, HEAT & GRRREAT CHARACTERS
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 10-04-15
By: Suzanne Wright
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Last Hit
- Hitman, Book 1
- By: Jessica Clare, Jen Frederick
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma, Kasha Kensington
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
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Nikolai: I have been a contract killer since I was a boy. For years I savored the fear caused by my name, the trembling at the sight of my tattoos. If you saw my eyes, it was the last vision you'd have. With her I am the mark, and I am ready to lie down and let her capture me. Opening my small, scarred heart to her brings out my enemies. I will carry out one last hit, but if they hurt her I will bring the world down around their ears.
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THANK YOU JC & JF FOR A PERFECT 5 STAR LISTEN
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 03-22-15
By: Jessica Clare, and others
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Girth
- By: Savannah Rylan
- Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Tatiana Sokolov
- Length: 4 hrs and 14 mins
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They call me Girth for a reason. I’m a damn giant. The muscle in the MC. It’s why I get sent out on loan when some of our brothers down South need some help. And by help, I mean crush some guys' skulls. That’s what the Marked Skulls are good at. Name fits, right? But when I get there, I’m tasked with protecting the President’s daughter, Lila. She’s petite and gorgeous, and all I can do is look. The Pres made it clear; I can’t touch. What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him, right? Until he finds out.
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EROTICA NOTHING ELSE
- By A User on 06-23-18
By: Savannah Rylan
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Royally Not Ready
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Emma Wilder, John Hartley
- Length: 14 hrs and 31 mins
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An unexpected steamy yet laugh-out-loud royal romance.
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✫✫ 4 Stars ✫✫
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 08-12-22
By: Meghan Quinn
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- Alex Fisher
- 10-09-22
TRIAD!!!! It's a TRIAD!!! YESSS!!!!
Admittedly, I think this is the weakest of the Urf Oomons series, but I loved the main character. The love interests were alien enough to be engaging and there were really interesting cultural differences between the three of them. It's a love triangle that ends with them all together!
I appreciate that this one actually addressed race and cultural differences. It didn't feel like the same story.
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- Roxanne
- 02-17-23
I love this series
I can’t wait for the next book I read the blurb an it sounds so good just like the rest of the books!!
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-28-23
just all right
This wasn't as good as the other ones. I really wasn't feeling the throuple vibe. Jo just didn't seem to like Fred like that, so it was awkward. The plot was also not riveting.
The narrator did a fine job but I think the quality of her recording needed some adjustments. like I think the studio was ill-equipped or something. I could hear a weird echo quality in the room with her.
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