G.I. Ho: A Real American Sex Toy
Real American Sex Toy Series, Book 1
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Nikki Monroe
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Riley Rose
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Crimson and Lady Kaye are super-sexy members of GI Ho (Government Issue Hero Ops), an elite special forces unit dedicated to taking down evil terrorist organization Viper.
When one of Viper's top agents, The Countess, plans to kidnap a scientist, Crimson and Kaye are called into action. But The Countess is quite possibly the sexiest woman on the planet and an expert at turning women into her personal sex toys.
Will Crimson and Kaye be able to resist The Countess' sensual body? Will they let The Countess test out all her wicked, kinky toys on them? And will they finally give in to their desire for each other?
Find out in book one of this fun, action parody erotica! GI Ho - she's a real American sex toy!
An action lesbian erotica featuring lesbian sex, lesbian bondage and submission, BDSM, spankings, squirting, and an ultra-sexy villainess who loves dressing in tight leather!
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- Melisa
- 06-19-21
Hot & so much fun…
Let me start by saying Nikki Monroe is beyond exceptional as a narrator. Erotica by itself is already a difficult genre to narrate but Nikki Monroe narrates erotic parody so perfectly that it blows my mind. Everything about her narration hits the mark.
This book is action-packed lesbian erotica with a humorous twist.
Crimson and Lady Kaye are members of Government Issue Hero Ops (G.I. Ho).
Their mission is to capture The Countess, an agent for a terrorist organization known as Viper.
I can’t articulate how much fun I had reading this story. There’s action-packed parody, HOT lesbian sex, creative bondage, a leather-clad sexy villain, and two wet and ready American heroes.
This quirky erotic story written by Riley Rose & narrated by Nikki Monroe had me in a total state of frenzy which is the highest compliment I can give to any erotic work.
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- Lorraine Rusnack
- 11-17-21
Being a toy for the greater good
Crimson and Lady Kaye find themselves tied up and loving it. You will always have a fun and sexy time listening to one of Riley Rose’s books. She brings fantasy to life. They give me a bit of a laugh and always thrill. Nikki is the perfect narrator for this stories.
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- BigT
- 03-29-22
Freaking amazing
This story gives being a hero a whole new meaning and the voices and accents are just fantastic and this is just a fun story all around great job Riley and Nikki on another fantastic story
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